Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD

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Welcome student. You have just embarked on an epic journey of honour and glory. No, come back, you can't run away screaming something about... Erm unicorns...now you've started. Here your quest begins. Today begins your chance of eternal power. (Okay, not eternal, just the banners in the great hall in your house colour for the rest of the year...) TODAY BEGINS YOUR QUEST TO WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!!!!! (Wait, what? You'd already guessed? No fair...)

CHOOSE YOUR HOUSE: Sorry kids, you don't get to choose unless you're the famous Harry... Um... What's his name again? Anyway, you were sorted last year. The sorting hat has a system - The know it alls go in Ravenclaw, the ones people want to star in a best selling series go in Gryffindor and the ones who look like they have weird obsessions with Pizzas, Popsicles  and unicorns go in Slytherin. You'll be in Slytherin then. Wait, you're telling me there's another house????

SLYTHERIN SELECTED.

 

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER: (Note: Only the most AWESOME students are chosen from each house. If you're not there, you suck.)

Colin Creevy

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Pansy Parkinson

Gregory Goyle

Vincent Crabbe

Luna Lovegood

Cho Chang

Knowitallus Knowitall 

Cedric Diggory

Ernie Whateverhislastnameis

Huffle the Puff

 

WAIT A MOMENT. A SURPRISE CHARACTER HAS NOW BEEN ADDED. A CERTAIN UNICORN LOVING BOY'S PATRON HAS JUST PHONED UP ANGRILY DEMANDING WHY THE MOST FANTABULOUS BOY IN SCHOOL ISNT FEATURED...

LIST OF ADDDED CHARACTERS : 

Harry Potter

WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT... ANOTHER UNICORN BOY'S PATRON CALLING HIMSLEF 'PIZZA' HAS PHONED UP TOO. 

LIST OF MORE ADDED CHARACTERS :

Draco Matilda Malfoy

 

DRACO MATILDA MALFOY SELECTED

 

CHOOSE YOUR METHOD OF EARNING HOUSE POINTS:

Blackmail

Being good

Quidditch

Answering questions

Questionable Methods

Nefarious Methods

Really really devious methods

 

QUIDDITCH SELECTED.

CHOOSE YOUR QUIDDITCH POSITION: 

Seeker

Chaser

Keeper

Beater

Other

 

SEEKER SELECTED.

ERROR. YOU HAVE NOT BEEN EXCEPTED DUE TO YOUR AWFUL TASTE IN FASHION. WHAT WILL YOU DO?

Blackmail

Bribery

Accept it

 

BRIBERY SELECTED.

YOU BUY THE TEAM BROOMSTICKS. TYPE OF BROOMSTICK:

Cleansweep 7

Nimbus 2000

Nimbus 2001

AnybroomstickbetterthanPotter's

 

BETTER THAN POTTER'S BROOMSTICK SELECTED.

CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW AQUIRED A PLACE ON THE QUIDDITCH TEAM. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE GAME AND CONTINUE, OR SAVE GAME AND EXIT?

Save game and continue

Save game and exit because actually, this actual unicorn with an actual job in an actual Pizza Hut needs actual rest. So there. *Blows raspberry*

 

 

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