Welcome student. You have just embarked on an epic journey of honour and glory. No, come back, you can't run away screaming something about... Erm unicorns...now you've started. Here your quest begins. Today begins your chance of eternal power. (Okay, not eternal, just the banners in the great hall in your house colour for the rest of the year...) TODAY BEGINS YOUR QUEST TO WIN THE HOUSE CUP!!!!!! (Wait, what? You'd already guessed? No fair...)
CHOOSE YOUR HOUSE: Sorry kids, you don't get to choose unless you're the famous Harry... Um... What's his name again? Anyway, you were sorted last year. The sorting hat has a system - The know it alls go in Ravenclaw, the ones people want to star in a best selling series go in Gryffindor and the ones who look like they have weird obsessions with Pizzas, Popsicles and unicorns go in Slytherin. You'll be in Slytherin then. Wait, you're telling me there's another house????
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER: (Note: Only the most AWESOME students are chosen from each house. If you're not there, you suck.)
Huffle the Puff
WAIT A MOMENT. A SURPRISE CHARACTER HAS NOW BEEN ADDED. A CERTAIN UNICORN LOVING BOY'S PATRON HAS JUST PHONED UP ANGRILY DEMANDING WHY THE MOST FANTABULOUS BOY IN SCHOOL ISNT FEATURED...
LIST OF ADDDED CHARACTERS :
WAIT ANOTHER MOMENT... ANOTHER UNICORN BOY'S PATRON CALLING HIMSLEF 'PIZZA' HAS PHONED UP TOO.
LIST OF MORE ADDED CHARACTERS :
Draco Matilda Malfoy
DRACO MATILDA MALFOY SELECTED
CHOOSE YOUR METHOD OF EARNING HOUSE POINTS:
Really really devious methods
CHOOSE YOUR QUIDDITCH POSITION:
ERROR. YOU HAVE NOT BEEN EXCEPTED DUE TO YOUR AWFUL TASTE IN FASHION. WHAT WILL YOU DO?
YOU BUY THE TEAM BROOMSTICKS. TYPE OF BROOMSTICK:
BETTER THAN POTTER'S BROOMSTICK SELECTED.
CONGRAGULATIONS! YOU HAVE NOW AQUIRED A PLACE ON THE QUIDDITCH TEAM. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAVE GAME AND CONTINUE, OR SAVE GAME AND EXIT?
Save game and continue
Save game and exit because actually, this actual unicorn with an actual job in an actual Pizza Hut needs actual rest. So there. *Blows raspberry*