Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD


32. To-Do List

☐    1. Figure out what happened to Selena Gomez.

☐    2. Save Selena Gomez from her doom.

☐    3. Ask Tom Riddle where he hid Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.

☐    4. Go through the tunnels in search of Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.

☐    5. Get tired looking for Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.

☐    6. See a giant, blind snake hissing at me.

☐    7. Scream

☐    8. Cry in desperation for Selena Gomez to save me from my doom.

☐    9. Wait until I realize she won't show up.

☐    10. Beg Tom Riddle for mercy.

☐    11. Realize that won't work either.

☐    12. Run for my life.

☐    13. Trip over a rock.

☐    14. Get up after tripping over a rock.

☐    15. Find the blind snake hovering over me with its fangs bared intimidatingly.

☐    16. Try my hardest not to wet my pants.

☐    17. Fail at #16.

☐    18. Cry until the snake catches Potty-Head's scent and goes after him.

☐    19. Laugh at Potty's horrible sword-fighting skills as he fights the blind snake.

☐    20. Notice my To-Do List is getting too long.

☐    21. Plan on wrapping up my To-Do List.

☐    22. Become aware that I still haven't found Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.

☐    23. Ask Tom Riddle where it is... again.

☐    24. Try to understand his insults at my idiotic-ness.

☐    25. Realize Dumbly doesn't really have a Secret Stash of Unicorns.

☐    26. Act stupid... I mean... Don't act stupid as Potty saves the day and makes me feel useless.

☐    27. Get comlpetely and utterly lost in all these confusing tunnels.

☐    28. Slip on something suspicious and slimy.

☐    29. Get GOO on my robes.

☐    30.  Climb back to my feet.

☐    31. Cry for the following reasons:

                   - Selena Gomez disappeared.

                   - I didn't find Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.

                   - Potty didn't die.

                   - I wet my pants.

                   - I think the disgusting sludge I slipped in has stained my robes

                  - I sound like a baby when I cry


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