☐ 1. Figure out what happened to Selena Gomez.
☐ 2. Save Selena Gomez from her doom.
☐ 3. Ask Tom Riddle where he hid Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.
☐ 4. Go through the tunnels in search of Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.
☐ 5. Get tired looking for Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.
☐ 6. See a giant, blind snake hissing at me.
☐ 7. Scream
☐ 8. Cry in desperation for Selena Gomez to save me from my doom.
☐ 9. Wait until I realize she won't show up.
☐ 10. Beg Tom Riddle for mercy.
☐ 11. Realize that won't work either.
☐ 12. Run for my life.
☐ 13. Trip over a rock.
☐ 14. Get up after tripping over a rock.
☐ 15. Find the blind snake hovering over me with its fangs bared intimidatingly.
☐ 16. Try my hardest not to wet my pants.
☐ 17. Fail at #16.
☐ 18. Cry until the snake catches Potty-Head's scent and goes after him.
☐ 19. Laugh at Potty's horrible sword-fighting skills as he fights the blind snake.
☐ 20. Notice my To-Do List is getting too long.
☐ 21. Plan on wrapping up my To-Do List.
☐ 22. Become aware that I still haven't found Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.
☐ 23. Ask Tom Riddle where it is... again.
☐ 24. Try to understand his insults at my idiotic-ness.
☐ 25. Realize Dumbly doesn't really have a Secret Stash of Unicorns.
☐ 26. Act stupid... I mean... Don't act stupid as Potty saves the day and makes me feel useless.
☐ 27. Get comlpetely and utterly lost in all these confusing tunnels.
☐ 28. Slip on something suspicious and slimy.
☐ 29. Get GOO on my robes.
☐ 30. Climb back to my feet.
☐ 31. Cry for the following reasons:
- Selena Gomez disappeared.
- I didn't find Dumbly's Secret Stash of Unicorns.
- Potty didn't die.
- I wet my pants.
- I think the disgusting sludge I slipped in has stained my robes
- I sound like a baby when I cry