Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD


12. Raven711's entry (4th place)

Defence Homework

Professor Gilderoy  Lockhart, Five time winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, Order of Merlin, First Class


Question One: How did I defeat the Werewolf of Wagga Wagga?

Who cares?!


Question Two: How did I rid the Transylvanian villager of the Babbling Curse?

I don't know but I wish YOU'D stop babbling.


Question Three: What is my favorite brand of hair gel?

Look here, nobody cares about you when they could hear about me instead. Now shut up. Nobody gives a hoot! Not even my owl!! I am SOOOOOO good!


Grade: zero of three

Teacher's notes: Draco Malfoy, you need to read my books more carefully! I CLEARLY state the answers in them! Detention for lack of awe of my fame!


You crazy tooth! What do you mean, YOUR fame? Your fame is NOTHING compared to mine, you pyscho! I AM DRACO MATILDA MALFOY!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!  NOW BRING ME A UNICORN!!!


Additional Teacher's Notes: Draco Malfoy, you are obviously disturbed. Since I'm so generous, I'm giving you an easy, fun detention. Your detention will be with me tomorrow night. You'll be rinsing, washing, and combing the hair of yours truly. It's very delicate work, but it should only take about five hours. Consider yourself lucky! -Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, Five-time Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award, Order of Merlin, First Class, ect...


I'm telling Popsy- Wopsy...




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