Me: Hey Pansy! I know just how excited u r 4 2nite, but I just wanted 2 let u no dat u don't HAVE to kiss me if u don't wanna <3<3<3 although I am extreeeemely attractivo.
Pansylurvesgoyle4eva:What's 2nite...? It sounds awful...and wth r u talkin bout???
Me: Oh, yeah, I mean, it like, doesn't hurt at all that u 4got our date...U 4GOT OUR DATE?!
Pansylurvesgoyle4eva: Help! I mean, of course I remembered! Just don't make me sit anywhere near u!
Me: Hey! We're in lurrrrveee <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Pansylurvesgoyle4eva: The only person I'm gonna b in love with is the taxi driver who picks me up X(
Me: Not funny :-S
Pansylurvesgoyle4eva changed her name to Pansylurvestaxidrivers4eva
Pansylurvestaxidrivers4eva: erm, excuse me? R u like, offending me??? Cos I'm the one who is just about to cancel comin!
Me: NOOOOO! PANSYWANSY I'M SOOOO SOWWY!!!! PWEASE 4GIVE MEEE!
PPansylurvestaxidrivers4eva: That really isn't helping...I'm about 2 cancel...
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! I'll...give u my unicorn panties!
Pansylurvestaxidrivers4eva: Still about 2 cancel...
Me: Um, um, um, I'll...give you my unicorn panties AND my Pinkalicious Hair extensions??
Pansylurvestaxidrivers4eva: Canceling, canceling...
Me: Aghh! Um, new approach...I'll...never talk 2 u again! NEVER EVER AND I MEAN THAT!
Pansylurvestaxidrivers4eva : I'M COMING! C U AT SEVEN!!
Me: YAAAAAAAAY! Wait...I can't talk 2 u ever again?
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