1. Sunshine daisies pink fluffy pillows,
Turn this idiot into a unicorn marshmallow.
This spell turns the desired person into a unicorn marshmallow! (hopefully)
2. I see green and sticky little boogers
Grow sparkly hair in the nose of this sucker.
Grows sparkly nose hair. (I'm guessing)
3. Draco is as awesome as unicorns
So pour pink glitters on my uniform.
Makes Draco's uniform pink and glittery. (Most likely)
4. Magic is fizzy whizzy wiz
Make Draco as awesome as he thinks he is.
Um... Makes Draco as awesome as he thinks he is... ( yeah... Never in a million years. Draco is way more amazing than he thinks he is!)
5. As I walk by his fat ear,
Make Dumbly's beard disappear!
Makes Dumbledore's fat ear disappear. OH wait no... Makes Dumbly's beard disappear! (I think)
6. Make popsicle's hair much longer
and make him sing this song -er?
Makes Popsicle's hair longer and makes him sing a songer. (Whatever songer means...)
7. Make Pansywansywoo love me
When I sit down and drink some tea!
Makes Pansywansywoo drink tea... Wait... That's not right...
8. Draco is a man you know
I'll make a moustache grow on his toe!
Makes a moustache grow on Draco's.... Toe...
9. Draco's hair is slicked right back,
This spell gives him the unicorns that he lacks!
Gives Draco unicorns with slicked back hair. (Yeah, because that's going to happen.)
10. Find out who Tom Riddle is
And why he doesn't like Dark Pizzas - Gosh gee whizz!
What. WHAT? Tom Riddle doesn't like dark pizzas?! Why????????