Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD

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29. Draco's Questionaire

Name: OMDP, WHY DOES EVERYTHING KEEP ASKING ME MY NAME?! I'M DRACO MATILDA MALFOY AND I'M FAMOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU TO KNOW THAT!!!! Um... I think....

Age: 9999999999. Obviously.

Where did you find this questionnaire?: Quite seriously, floating above my head. With a note telling me to go to the first floor girl's toilets. Because these things happen.

Favourite colour: Um.... Pink....

Favourite number: 9999999999. My age.

Favourite book: Well, there's this story I've written called Droco Malfay and the Rejected Handshake.... It's pretty cool, totally placed first in a competition...

Favourite type of pizza: Dark. What else would it be, seriously?!

Favourite thing about yourself: Everything. Apart from the fact I'm not a unicorn of course.

Favourite brand of socks: WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS???????

Favourite material of curtains: ... Because I'm meant to have an opinion on this?!

Favourite time to brush your teeth: 5:09. What an idiotic question. I'm refusing to answer any more.

Favourite sound a platypus makes:

Favourite dance a rhinosuarus is capable of performing:

Favourite way to kill Harry Potter: WHAT?! NOW THIS I HAVE AN OPINION ON!!!!!

Say yes if you'd like to kill Harry Potter: YES! YES!! YESSSS!!!!!!!!!

Will you meet me in the chamber of secrets at 5:09 tonight?: B-but that's the time I brush my teeth... And WAIT, WHAT, CHAMBER OF SECRETS?! I'm (unfortunately) not the heir of Slytherin. That's Potter. 

That's okay, I'll tell you the password: Tell me then...

All the answers you've just given combined: WHAT?! NOOOOO!!!! BUT THAT WILL TAKE AGES..... IT WILL TAKE UP TIME THAT COULD BE SPENT FINDING OUT ABOUT DUMBLEDORE'S SECRET STASH OF UNICORNS....

Okay. There is another way. Follow Potter and his pals down to the Chamber of Secrets at 5:10 tonight: Sure...But how?!

You just have to. And remember, if you don't manage to follow them you're going to have to say the password. Which gets longer with every answer you type...: ...

Smelly: ...

Stink brain: ....

I know where Dumbledore's secret stash is hidden: WHAT NO WAY TELL ME

Tut tut, answer's getting longer. See you at 5:09: 

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