Draco: Hey, Pansy, you're like chocolate.
Pansy: What?! I'm sticky and brown?
Draco: No, no! Damn, this has gone badly wrong...You're sweet!
Pansy: OMG that is seriously awful...
Draco: Hey, Pansy, did you just fart back there-
Pansy: Um, what! No way did I fart! Who do you think you are to accuse me of that!
Draco: No! You didn't let me finish! Because you blew me away!
Pansy: I'll blow you away if you don't SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
Draco: Hey, Pansy, did it hurt?
Pansy: Wait, you mean when you beat me in the charms test?! You've asked me to talk to you and now all you want to do is gloat?!
Draco: What?! No!! It was... When you fell from the sky, you.... Angel - Pansy you're not going to hit me with that chair are you?! Pansy?? Pansy??!!
*Chair slams into Draco's head*
Draco: Hey, Pansy, Do you believe in love at first sight or -
Pansy: Wait, how did you know about my crush on Crabbe?! Well, you know, it was kind of a first sight thing...
Draco: No!!! No, I was going to say or do I have to say that again... Wait, Pansy, where are you going?!
Pansy: One second, I'm just going to go talk to Crabbe....See you....
Draco: Do you have a sunburn or.. -
Pansy: MY SKIN IS NATUARLY BURNT AND SCABBY AND FLAKY AND FALLING OFF THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
Draco: Well.... I was going to ask if you were always this hot but....
Pansy: Well I'm feeling very cold when it comes to you, Matilda.
Draco: Are you an interior decorator?
Pansy: Wait, now you're asking me what muggle job I do?! I'm a witch, I'm not a muggle you overgrown unicorn!
Draco: B-But I was going to explain how the entire room became beautiful when you came into the room....
Pansy: I am refusing to talk to you. Forever. Your chat up lines are simply embarrassing....
Draco: Are you religious?
Pansy: Why do you care?
Draco: Because you're the answer to all my prayers!
Pansy: Well bad luck Draco, because I'm the religious one and you're NOT the answer to mine!
Draco: I thought happiness started with H...
Pansy: What else would it start with?!
Draco: But now I see mine starts with U!
*Throws dictionary at Draco's head*
Draco: Are you a parking ticket?
Pansy: If I'm a parking ticket, you're the Queen of Unicorns.
Draco: Becuase you've got.... Wait? I'm the a Queen of Unicorns?! No way!!! Awesome!!
Draco: Do you live in a corn field?
Pansy: Um.... I live in Hogwarts, same as you stupid!
Draco: Yes, but... I'm STALKING YOU!!!!!!
Pansy: No, you're just really, really scaring me!!
Draco: Hey Pansy, do you like unicorns?
Pansy: Well, erm... I guess....
Draco: Great!! I love unicorns too!!! Do you want to kiss me now?
Pansy: You'll be lucky if you get pizza and a movie...
Draco: Wait?! You're going to come and eat pizza and see a movie with ME?!
Pansy: Hmmmmm... Well, I DO like pizza....
Draco: YES!!! SUCCESS!!!!! VICTORY IS MIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pansy: What have I just gotten myself into....?!