Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD

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31. Dear Diary...

Dearest darlingest diaryest.....

Okay, so today I had the WORST day. Boo hoo, pity me or eat slugs. I followed the Dumb Diary and Questionnaire clues through to this mystical place called the Chamber of Rainbows, where Potty and his gang had disappeared off to. Then there was this really cool prefect dude from Slytherin who told me, "Draco, I am your father," and then laughed and told me, no way - he was totally lying, no way would he have a kid who doesn't even like broccoli. Oh yeah, and also that I should call 'The Dark Pizza' the 'Rainbow Onion' because 1) Onions are healthy and 2) Dark is overrated. Like, SO 2 seconds ago! 

Oh yeah, and then he said something about murdering Potter. I don't really remember it well, but I think it had something to do with a giant snake who's been trying to kill everyone around the school but luckily, every person it's tried to kill has miraculously been staring at it through a reflection or ghost or whatever. But I wasn't really listening because I'm really worried.... I DON'T THINK I'VE BRUSHED MY TEETH FOR THE FULL TWO MINUTES....

Oh, look, the random dude in prefect uniform has just turned into YOU KNOW WHO!!! OMG THAT IS SOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!! HE'S ACTUALLY TURNED INTO THE ACTUAL SELENA GOMEZ, LIKE IN ACTUAL LIFE I AM LIKE HER ACTUAL BIGGEST ACTUAL FAN OMG!! Awwwwwww.. Boo, now Selena's turned into The Dark... Erm, I mean The Rainbow Onion.

Got to go now. 

I might get tears on the page - I'm crying to much now Selena's gone...

Love youuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! Fluffy bunnies and PINKNESS from,

Draco Matilda Malfoy 

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

P.S - LOOK!! I gave you EXTRA kisses this time :) :) :) x

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