Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD

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25. Art Class...

Professor McGonagall: Welcome class, welcome! This is the brand new, muggle-inspired-

Draco: WHAT?! I'M LEAVING!

Prof.: Draco! Do be quiet! Can't you see I'm talking?

Draco: Hmmph.

Prof.: Anyway, after that RUDE interruption from Mister Malfoy, let me continue! So, we will be learning to draw! What fun, eh?

Whole Class: What fun.

Prof.: Indeed. Now, I would like to test your skills. Please draw me a picture of someone you know! 

Whole Class: Very well, Professor.

Ten minutes later...

Draco: Professor, I'm done!

Prof.: Ah, good! Let me see that...urm...

Draco: Like it?

Prof.: Well, er, yes, no, yes, no, WAIT A SECOND!

Draco (innocently smiling) : Whatever is the matter?

Prof.: IS. THAT. ME?!?!

Draco: Um, well...

Prof.: Well?

Draco: Yes.

Prof.: I AM DISGUSTED AT THIS! FIFTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!

Draco: I...I...I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend! I'll draw someone else, I...I...you weren't supposed to look fat with a massive nose and a unicorn's horn on your botty!

Prof.: I didn't mean that! I meant that, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DREW ME WITHOUT A SMILE! I SMILE ALL THE TIME!

Draco: Oh, yes, right you do...

Prof.: I mean, I do, don't I? I do smile?

Draco: ...

Prof.: I DO SMILE?

Draco: ...........

Prof.: NOOOOOO! HOW CAN I MARRY ALBUS NOW?

Draco: You like Dumblesnore?!

Prof.: What? Absurd! Get out of my sight! Detention for a week!

Draco: Minerva and Albus, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.N-

Prof.: DETENTION FOR THE MONTH!

Draco: -G...?

Prof.: DETENTION FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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