Draco Malfoy and the Better-Than-Potter's-Broomstick

The sequel to Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake. Join Draco as he embarks on his hilarious second year at Hogwarts through numerous scrapbook entries. Made for laughs. Enjoy! XD


24. Acrostic

Ugly Freak (Lockhart) has started a duelling club.

Neville lost against Justin because the tomato soup talked to the duck.

fought Harry and threw a snake at him with my

Cool powers, but then he started talking to it!

OHMYFLUFFYPINKPIZZAS!" I screamed and then

Ran away, because Harry must be the Weird Freaky Scary one from that boy band...

Niall Horan? No, he's my pet fish. Nemo, that's it. 

So, Harry who is actually called Nemo is basically the heir to the Chamber of Secrets, oh my, what a REVELATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I must go and tell Niall about it. The pet fish I mean. Not the boy band member who is actually called Nemo, aka Harry Potter, aka Mr Poo (Golly, what an inventive nickname!!! Well done Draco!). Now just let me go and finish running away from Potter..... He's a little scary.... And may creep me out just a tiiiiinnnnyyyy bit....

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