"May your days be merry and bright..." I landed with a thump on my bed
"And may all your Christmases be white!" I laughed heartily to myself.
"AND IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS!" I yelled to the ceiling and continue to laugh.
"Oh my god I am so weird!" I flopped on my front and fell straight asleep.
I crept up to Melody's room, mentally murdering myself for wanting to know what she was doing. I don't know why I wanted to, I just put it down to my curiosity towards mortals, wondering what it must be like living their boring, pathetic lives and their unintelligent brains.
I peeked through the door and saw that she was sound asleep. How boring. I thought she would at least be doing something worth spying on!
I should go to sleep now, I wonder what is for breakfast.
I woke up that day splayed across my bed like I don't know what. One leg was on my pillow and the other was propped against the wall, my hair however was perfect....MAGIC! Yes, my magic removes bed head. Who wants to be me now? ha, yes thats right, all of you do. You shall bow down to me, mortals, as the bearer of perfect morning hair...
"Sir?" A shrill voice called and my door opened a crack
"What?" I questioned sharply
"Breakfast is ready, only none of us can wake the guest up an she's locked the door so we can't get in. We were wondering if you would have a go sir..."
"Fiiiiine!, I'll do it.... Incompetents......cant even open a bloody door...." I walked down the hall to Melody's room, muttering obscenities as I went.
I was really tired so when I heard people knocking on my door telling me to get up, of course I wasn't going to listen, I mean, come on guys! Thats just how it is. I thought that after the 5th attempt they had actually given up but noooo and thats when I heard Loki knocking on my door.
"Melody?!" He called "Melody open the damn door!"
I knew he was tired, hungry and pissed, so as much as I wanted to stay in bed, I knew I should just get up, but then he decided to phase through the door. Shit.
"Did I wake you?" He asked, being politely sarcastic, so I decided to just copy Frozen and was all..
"What no, I've been up for hours....zzZZZzzzZZ" I was intending to fake fall asleep, but as soon as I closed my eyes I actually did fall back to sleep.