Sonic: Dude, when are we going to reach this guys castle?
Kirby: It feels like forever.
(Kirby checks his watch.)
Kirby: It's only been 10 minutes?!
Sonic: *groan* This is so boring! This is what you do for a living?
Kirby: Normally I don't have to go to other worlds.
(As they're walking, they're stopped by one of the Koopa kids.)
Roy: Halt! State your business!
Kirby: Bowser ordered a pizza, and I'm delivering it to him.
Roy: Oh, well come on in!
(They lead Kirby and Sonic to Bowser.)
Ludwig (whispering to Lemmy): Hey Lemmy, how do we know these guys aren't going to totally wreck us?
Lemmy (whispering to Ludwig): Just let it happen, Ludwig. If something does happen, we'll know what to do.
(They arrive at castle, confronting Bowser at the front step.)
Bowser: Welcome back, Koopalings! Now, who are these weaklings?
Kirby: I got the pizza you ordered!
Bowser: Oh! You're the delivery guy?
Kirby: Yeah, I wish I was getting paid more for this though.
(Bowser opens the pizza box and eats a slice.)
Bowser: Ugh, it's cold!
Kirby: Don't you have a microwave or something?
Bowser: Well, after traveling nearly 5 miles, I would expect my pizza to be a little warmer!
(Sonic and Kirby stare at Bowser blankly.)
Bowser: Fine, here's your cash.
(He hands Kirby 5 dollars.)
Kirby: Sweet, profit!
(He turns to Sonic.)
Kirby: Hey, you never paid for your pizza!
Sonic: Sorry man, got no cash!
(Kirby punches Sonic in the arm.)
(Kirby and Sonic are walking away from Bowser's Castle, as Kirby is browsing his delivery list.)
Kirby: Ugh...This is terrible...
Sonic: What's your next delivery?
(Kirby hands the list to Sonic.)
Sonic: Oh great.
(Back in Dream Land...)
Sonic: Dude, how the heck is this going to work?
Kirby: I don't know. I mean, they hate me!
Sonic: I know...I think you're just going to have to deal with it.
(Kirby starts crying.)
Kirby: Hey! Sometimes I get emotional!
(He continues crying as Sonic sits awkwardly.)