30. We're what?! ( Mikey and Monica ) I wouldn't do that!! ( Luke and Karen )
So. 9 months ago. Monica gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. He name is Ella Marie Clifford. She is so beautiful. She has her mothers eyes. And unfortunately my smile. I hate my smile. Seriously. Anyway. I've always wanted a kid. Just 1 kid. No more than that. I'm only 18. "Mikey babe can you come here?" Monica yelled. "Ok" I said. "Babe. I know you've only wanted one kid but..... Im pregnant again" she said. "Monica. It's ok. I'm not mad. Maybe having 2 kids won't be so bad. I'm really happy babe" I said with the biggest smile on my face "ok. I thought you would flip" "I wouldn't. Honestly" I said.
I swear. Karen is so amazing. She's so beautiful. Intelligent. Non-clingy. She's amazing. I swear I'm gonna marry her someday. "Hey" Karen said looking pissed "Hey. What's the matter?" I asked looking worried. She just threw her phone and magazine at me and walked away. I looked at her phone and magazine. Uh oh. It's and old photo of me and Alisha McDonald. My ex girlfriend. "How could you Luke?!" "Karen. Calm down. It's an old photo. I don't like her anymore. I swear." I said honestly. I would never cheat on her. Ever. "You promise?" She said through gritted teeth "Yes. I promise" I said. She untensed and gave me one of her famous smiles. I swear. This girl is the death of me.
Ashton and I are good. He's amazing. Really.
What? Can't a guy have some carrots every once in a while. God.
Amber and I are amazing.
I shouldn't get mad like I did with Luke
Calum is a walking teddy bear
I'm gonna have a baby. Again.
Harry is weird
Ok. Watched Toy Story 3 hours straight.
My husband is weird.
Rosie and I are good.
Louis and I are good
I wonder why god gave us toes
When life hands you lemons you scream I WANTED APPLES!!! Ok?
Im bored. And my hair smells good
I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm really really bored.