"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM?!" I began to scream to myself in utter shock. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU!? OH WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT YOU'RE A PERVERT! ROT IN HELL! I WOULD SAY KISS MY ASS BUT ALMOST ACTUALLY DID IT! FUCK YOU! DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE!" I continued to scream to myself until I heard a groan behind me. Shit! I jumped up on to my counter to avoid any sudden moves Shinrei may make. "Fuck, he woke up! Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, shit!" I continued to stand there for five minutes until I was assured he wasn't going to flinch or move in anyway. I crept down trying to be silent as possible so I don't wake up the sleeping pervert beast. When I got to the floor I put my hands on my hips and looked down at the unconscious Shinrei. What the fuck am I going to do with him. I was planning on suffering and just letting him sleep in my room but after this I think not. Unless I feel like getting groped during the night im going to have figure out where to put him. I also need to figure out what the fuck he is! I mean with the little stunts he just pulled he's lucky to still be in this apartment! I'm going to kick his ass when he wakes up that's for damn sure! I huffed and looked down at Shinrei pondering what to do exactly. I continued to think until I heard another groan and sprinted to the door way instead of the counter tops. I hid behind the doorway as the groans continued and he began to toss and turn. Shitshithsithsithsitshitshitshit, SHIT! I stared intently at him as he began to rise from the ground. "Shitshithsithsithsitshitshit, SHIT!" I began to scream whisper myself as I continued to stare.
Shinrei's hand then moved to his forehead and he began to rub it. "Ouch, why does my head hurt so much?" He said as he lifted himself off the floor. I only began to scream whisper to myself even more with his every movement. "Ugh, I feel like shit." He put his right hand behind him and pushed himself off the ground while he continued rubbing his forehead with his left hand. He stood up looking around until he locked his eyes on me. SHIT! God damnit! He began to wander over, still rubbing his forehead. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, FUCK! I don't know what to do or say! FUCK! He continued to walk towards me while I screamed in my head not knowing what to do. "Question." Shinrei said as he came about six inches from my face. I looked up from the floor, I was looking at praying it would give me answers, sadly none came but that six inch gap closed when I came face to chest with Shinrei. Fucking shit! I'm screwed!
"Umm, what?" I said, from the shock of how close he became yet again I was paralyzed plastered to his chest.
"Make that two questions."
"Uh-huh, go on." I could feel my face regaining that familiar burn from before. Shit, I really can't move now. Shit.
"One, why is your face on my chest?"
"Uhhh, about that- well let's move onto your next question!"
" Okay then, what happened? Why was I on the floor?"
"Uhh, that's- well- uhh,- gonna be hard we might wanna go in my room I'll tell you what happened. Oh wait!" I proceeded to raise my foot and kick Shinrei where to sun doesn't shine. There we go! Its better to kick you in the balls, than the ass! The balls hurt more! I smiled to myself as Shinrei began to keel over in pain finally allowing my face to be released from his chest. My face didn't burn anymore after giving Shinrei his righteous punishment for the little stunts he pulled.
"What the fuck was that for!?" Shinrei said as he clutched his balls to attempt to stop the pain.
"What? What the fuck did I do to deserve that!?"
"Oh, well I guess I will have to explain to you then, seeing as you really don't know. What a pain in the ass."
I proceeded to tell him all that he seemed to miss, even though he was the one to do it. We walked to my room and sat down on the bed as Shinrei's face still showed he was clearly in pain. That is what I would like to call satisfaction. I love it! I thought to myself as we continued to walk. I began to retell him everything beginning from when I had began to list the dinner options that never happened.
"Holy fuck." Squeaked out of Shinrei's mouth after a good minute.
"Yeah, that's why you got that pleasant kick in the balls."
"I think I would kick myself in the balls if I had to experience that."
"See ya know where I'm comin' from."
"But I actually remember you beginning to list off dinner options, but I then felt I really strong surge to touch you or something." Shinrei began to go into a small and began to blush slightly. What the fuck so was that purposeful?!
"So you did that purposely and continued to do it!? Well what about the rest of it!? HUH?!" I began to get very loud.
"Oh hell no! You think im stupid enough to keep going and do any of the shit ypu told me I did?!"
"By your reaction, yes!"
"Well you're wrong! I only remember grabbing onto you the second time! I wanted to let go but then again I didn't so I stood in silence not knowing what to do! I was almost fighting with myself it was weird then after a little bit of you yelling at me I just let go, then I woke up on your floor, with you starring at me swearing."
"Oh, well then. Well let's try to not do that again. I'm tired as fuck so I'm going to sleep. I also haven't been able to figure out where you are going to be sleeping so you will be in here. I warn you now, try anything close to what you, or not you, did today, I will kick you again in the balls and then kick your ass out. Got it?" I smiled and cocked my head to the right.
"Uhh, I got it. I don't want to go back and I prefer to have balls, thank you very much."
"Good choice. Now go dig out some clothes from the laundry room or wherever and get changed."
"Kay, got it."
He wandered out of the room and I got up from the bed I was sitting on the entire time and changed. I crawled into my bed hearing the door open but simply ignored it. I was too tired to remind him about the floor but I thought he was a big boy and would follow some rules. I shrugged it off and began to get very sleepy. Not too long after I felt an odd warmth consume my back but I was too tired to turn around to see what it was and I was too tired to connect any dots. I was consumed by sleep within about minute, shrugging off the warmth that covered my back I went into a deep sleep, for some reason very pleased with myself.