I slammed the door shut to finally free myself from the prying eyes. Finally! No more creepers will be looking at us! Well, they might start putting their ears to the walls to listen on anything, juicy. They will be very disappointed if they are trying to get that. I know that all the house wives will be buzzing of the news that someone extra is living in my apartment. Joyous. I sigh at the eminent rumors that will be flowing. Well soon rumors will spread across the entire town and then I wont be able to leave the house without getting looks from all the women. It'll be real fun I they leak into the school. People will then be going up to Shinrei and possibly start picking fights with him. If that happens then, I don't know if I'll be able to keep up with all the 911 calls then. I'm sure the hospital already has my number on speed dial, if they don't they will soon. I sigh and slump my shoulders at the horrors about to befall on me.
"Alrighty then, moving along." I straitened up and started pointing like some old women directing people. "We will be having some rules made for you, who cant seem to follow the rules."
"Great." Shinrei said in very sarcastic voice as he headed towards the kitchen. I followed closely behind barking all of the new rules.
"We are going to put you in some sort of room besides mine and if I can't figure out a room for you to staying in you will be in my room, ON THE FLOOR. Got that? If you do repeat it back to me."
"Ha, fine, if I'm I your room I'm on the floor. Are you pleased, your highness?"
"Don't sass me! Moving along, you be keeping your clothes on unless you are going to take a shower or something along those lines. I don't care if you are dying of heat stroke you will keep all of your clothes on unless, I give the okay. Got it? If you do repeat it back to me."
"Under no circumstances will I take my clothes unless you give the okay or I'm taking a shower and stuff like that, your highness." By now we had made our way to the kitchen and Shinrei had sat his fat ass in a chair at the table. He was leaning back with his arms crossed against his chest.
" Your highness is right, when you are here in my house, I am the supreme ruler, got it? Well moving on I have thought about sticking you in the kitchen like a dog but, then I realized what an awful mistake that would be. By morning I would have no food left, with that appetite you have."
"No I would leave you some crumbs. I'm sure there would be a lot, you could make a meal out of 'em." He said sarcasm dripping from every word that, let a smirk stretch across his face and he leaned forward putting his forearms on the table to rest on.
"Well then, smartass," I leaned forward and also put my forearms on the table from where I was standing, having my body create a right angle. "Look whose going to be shit out of luck for dinner."
"Fuck, sorry, I would still like to have dinner. Was that apology up to your standards your highness?" Yet again smirk formed on his face as he now had his right arm supporting his head.
"Nope. Enjoy eating nothing, while I will make myself an amazing meal." I stood up and walked over to the fridge.
I soon heard footsteps following me and then something warm covered my back having arms wrap around my waist. I jumped out of shock and then stood still, paralyzed now that I realized what just happened.
"Just what the fuck do you think you're doing?!" I said as I felt heat surge through my face.
"I will let you go when you say you're going to feed me dinner." Shinrei stated.
"Hell no! Go fuck yourself! You're not getting shit out of me now get the fuck off of me!"
"Ooo, someone's getting feisty. Now I will let go if say that you 'll feed me dinner."
"Fuck no! Now get off!" The constant touch only made my face grow hotter with every passing second.
"Now, now, say that I will still be getting dinner and I will get off, simple as that."
"Fuck no! Now, OFF!" I cant take this anymore! I'm feeling very weird and I don't like it, at all!
"You do realize how hungry I will get don't you? If you don't feed me, I will just chew on you."
I could feel the heat of his breath lower to the crook of my neck. Holy shit he would dare! I could feel him slowly getting closer with each passing second and this only made my face get warmer and warmer rapidly. Holy shit hes really going to do it! This is only making me feel weirder! I really don't like this! I gotta stop this!
"Alright, alright! You win! Just let me go!" With that I felt his arms unravel and release me. I jump back spreading a good five feet between us.