"WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK?!" I scream as I use my feet to propel Shinrei off my bed and ontpo the floor while I am pushed up against the window. "Why the mother fucking fuck were you up here, one?! Two, why the fuck were your arms wrapped around me?! I swear to fucking god im going to kill you!? You better run you fat ass to school because im going to try to kill you the entire way there!" By now I was standing up on my bed holding the covers as I pointed and looked down at Shinrei who was rubbing his head yawning still trying to process he was on the floor. He continued to rub his head as he looked around and then scratched his stomach after he finished rubbing his head. After calming down I examined Shinrei more only to notice not only did he break one rule but two. One for sleeping in my bed with me, not even mentioning he was holding me, and two for not wearing a god damn shirt. "Are you seriously not capable of wearing a fucking shirt!? Or following rules!? My god what the hell am I going to do with you?!" I screamed at him as I continued to point as that soon turned into a face palm. He just doesn't seem to fucking get it! Maybe I should have put him in the kitchen but I want to eat food in the morning.
Realizing my utter defeat against this idiot, I took my hand off my face and stood up. Still clutching the blanket I dragged it off the bed as I jumped off almost hitting Shinrei's head. Damn. I missed. I then continued my journey to the kitchen to get myself food. I heard footsteps following me signifying Shinrei knew where I was heading.
When I got to the fridge I pulled out some eggs nut Shinrei continued to breathe down my neck until he got some kind of food from me. "Here" I said as I put a plate of eggs on the table. Shinrei sprinted to the table and sat down only gobble down all the eggs with seconds. "Well its a damn good thing I didn't want any." I said as I began to put everything away. "Damn right. Like I would be giving you any. Im starving." Shinrei said as he inhaled the last of the eggs. I sighed as I finished putting away everything.
After breakfast I grabbed some clothes and headed to the shower as I instructed Shinrei where to get the clothes from. "You know, we should go back to your house and get you some clothes. You just don't seem to learning where the clothes are and I my father's clothes supply will run out soon." I said before entering the bathroom to start my shower. From behind the door I could hear Shinrei nodding but then begging to freak out and pacing. Damn! I guess he really doesn't like going over to his house. "I did say we so I will be going with you to fetch some clothes. Besides I want to see what kind of show I will see this time." I began to smirk as I could hear Shinrei's deep chuckle behind the door. Damn! Now that's what I call sexy! I could feel heat rushing to my face at that very thought. What the fuck is wrong with me!? Where did that come from?! I let out a frustrated growl as I prepared to start blasting music to entertain me while showering. I pressed play on my iPhone and it blasted Bring me the Horizon House of Wolves on a little blue tooth speaker that got amazingly loud, as I stepped into the steaming shower.
After about 30 minutes in the shower, half spent going over what possessed me to think that of Shinrei and actually washing myself, I got out. It took about five minutes for me to get dressed. I then hit pause leaving off in the middle of Crown the Empire The Fallout (Part 2). I made a pouting face with my bottom lip sticking out at the unfortunate outcome of having to stop in the middle of an amazing song. Mulling over how awesome the song was I continued to play it and continued to get ready realizing there is no sense in turning off such an awesome song. After the song finished up in about two minutes I glanced in the mirror only to notice how hot I looked. Damn! I am just too sexy! I began to laugh at myself realizing I looked extremely similar to an anime character.
The only differences are that my is hair much longer, about down to my knees, I am also not a vampire of any sort, I do not hate the Vatican, I do not own a sword, I don't have awesome makes on my or coming out of me and I also have normal clothes on along with im a little taller. I ran out of the bathroom at my sudden realization. I grabbed my laptop and unlocked it and clicked away to my pictures to find the one above. "Look I look just like Red!" I screamed as Shinrei stood by me to examine the picture then me. "Well for starters you actually have boobs unlike that guy." Shinrei said with a smirk. I began to look down at the floor to hide the impending blush that tried to fore its way through. "Besides that, obviously he wouldn't have boobs that is a man and I am clearly a woman. That is an obvious difference." I began to raise my head with the sudden realization.
"Pervert!" I screamed as my hand whipped across Shinrei's face. It left a nice red mark of my hand.
"That is what you get for looking! I never thought you were this bad!"
"Hmph. I hope that silence from you means you understand!" I crossed my arms and closed my eyes.
"Hello?" I opened one eye to look over at Shinrei.
His head hung low and unflinching. He didn't move in anyway. I uncrossed my arms and carefully stepped closer remembering yesterday's events that came along with silence. I got closer and closer until Shinrei's head snapped up.
"Holy bloody fuck!" I screamed as I jumped six feet backwards and put my left hand over my heart and panted.
"Sorry, did I scare you?" Shinrei smiled broadly with as it stretched across his face, with his eyes closed and him bending over slightly to get to my level.
"Not as much as you are now." I began to squint as my fake panting stopped.
"Whaddya mean?" He opened his eyes and his smiled receded to a slightly gaping mouth to show surprise worry and sorrow almost but his eyes didn't show that.
"Shinrei doesn't apologize for anything! His eyes also don't stare at me with lust!" I shoved him away and shoved myself up against the door.
"Oh, so you can notice when its not your little boyfriend but me. Very interesting."
"What the fuck are mumbling about?!"
"Oh that's right, I was cut off last time by your little boyfriend not wanting me to touch you."
"What the fuck are you spouting!?" I feel fear running through me. He began to take slow steps towards me that made me get closer to the door with each step.
"Well it seems that everyone here are complete idiots and cant figure it out."
"You're excused, now you seem to know that your little boyfriend here isn't human, correct?"
"Of course, those eyes are kind of a dead give away and what happen when he fights seals the deal."
"At least you humans can out some dots together."
"Well of course we aren't complete idiots at times." By now the footsteps stopped and he stood about two feet away.
"Well hate to break it to ya, honey, but you're in the same boat as this guy."
"Wait, what do you mean, 'Same boat as this guy'!? Do you mean to tell me that I'm not human either?!"
"Yup! You both are the same species! Good job! UI guess the human part of you isn't a complete idiot!" He began to smile and laugh. His laugh sent chills down my spine as they were so low and demonic sounding.
"Huh?!" I furrowed my brows and began to look at him with a face that screamed what the fuck?!
"Oh you really can't tell, well- oops your little boyfriend is fighting for control so this is good bye for now, sweetheart."
"Wait, not yet I need to know what I am now along with Shinrei?!" I reached my hand out to grab him but he was already in the motion of falling over just like last time.
I yelled in aggravation but realized that today was school and I didn't want to be late and deal with the wardens. "Shit!" I glanced up at the clock as it read 7:30! "Shit shit shit shit shits shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit, SHIT!" I screamed while grabbing my stuff and kicking Shinrei in the ass to wake him. "Huh?! I'm up! It was not necessary to kick me in the ass like that!" Shinrei yelled while jumping up to his feet. I heard him mutter oh and began to follow my actions and got all his stuff together to have us run out the door together and sprint to school with no way of being on time what so ever.
"Shit this is all your fault!" I yelled between pants while sprinting my bag kept smacking me in the ass with every step I took.
"How is this my fault!?" H yelled right back between pants.
"Your dam alter ego or whatever you want to call it!"
"Alter ego?! What are you talking about?!"
"That voice in your head and shit! He seems to know what you are! Also according to him Im also in the same boat as you!"
"I'm not human either apparently!"
"How is that possible there's nothing about you that isn't normal!"
"Well you look pretty normal besides the fact of your red hair that looks like fire but that is dyed isn't it?!"
"What that isn't! That's not even possible!
"Well then how are your eyes just as red as my hair!? Huh?!"
"Point made. Well now we get to be freak shows together!" He smiled and turned toward me with his smile as I only laughed at it.
"Of course! The fiery duo!" Shinrei laughed at my remark.
After going back and forth between names for our wonderful duo we stood in front of the gates of hell. We huffed and puffed and laughed between each huff and puff but our little happy time was ruined when we were greeted by the wardens.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't you two." Mr. daily said as he stood over us with his arms crossed and his usual hell outfit. We stood up straight and Shinrei looked straight down at him making him cringe and feel that he was going to lose this fight. He moved to the side and let out pent up air and screamed after us "I'll get you next time!" He even put up his fist and waved it in the air. I glanced back and began to snicker at his attempt to scare us.
We waltzed up the classroom door with Shinrei as I sighed and raised my hand to knock on the door. Well, if there weren't a million rumors about us there sure were going to be now. I sighed again and knocked on the door. The teacher walked up to the door and let us in. He only glanced at us, huffed and then returned to his teaching spot. I sighed again and retreated to my seat.
Bells rang until one of the finally signaled us to lunch. My lunches were also spent with Shinrei along with all of my classes. My lunches were typically pretty peaceful as I would sit with Shinrei at a lone table and chat. This time it was a little different.