Tumblrology || A girl's guide to everything.

   Yes, yes, yes. I understand how exciting it can be to meet your idol but keep it under control. Nobody would enjoy a person constantly screaming in their ear. Would you want to be the cause of their deafness? I don't think so. Here are some tips to guarantee them your normal...well, on the outside anyways.

1.) Do not scream in their face under ANY circumstances.

2.) This tends to pretty much directioners, but don't deck yourself out in merchandise.

3.) Control your emotions. You can cry but don't scream, then jump up and down in happiness, then cry.

4.) Don't try to kidnap them no matter how tempted you are. Chances are you're not in a fan fiction where they let you, and you guys fall in love. Instead, they'll probably hit you with a cat and call the cops.

5.) If it's a guy, please don't throw your thong on stage.

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Forever&Always,