Harry Moffer & the Dumbest Story Ever

The story is nothing more than a full-on parody of the Harry Potter books, but this time, all references to magic are removed and replaced with nothing more than blatant realism. 14-year-old Harry Hames Moffer is an orphan living with his paranoid relatives when he is invited to attend Warthogpox High School. Harry meets Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer, and they investigate the unpopular Larry Dobber books, which Hollyword could turn into a movie if they don't act fast.

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Under 500 copies sold in paperback.

Ever since the unpopular “Larry Dobber” series was published by the acknowledged copywriter K. B. Tipling in 1997, legions of enthusiasts everywhere have been clamoring for a motion picture based on the books.

But in one town in Pencilvarnia, the citizens got the worst thing possible.

14-year-old Harry Moffer is by far, the lamest person to ever be born. He is no hero, as he did not survive an attack on him by any dark wizards. He doesn’t even have a cool scar on his head, either. He is nothing more than a loser who can only dream of being some sort of famous wizard, which he is not.

But when he gets an invitation to attend the famed Warthogpox High School, Harry is mistaken for the famous wizard Larry Dobber. He and his new-found friends Pun Teasley and Hildegarde Lamer must put an end to the country’s obsession with Larry Dobber before various movie studios in Honnyword get their hands on the Larry Dobber books and turn them into a world-class major film that could engulf the entire world!

That, and get their hands on the powerful Magician’s Crystal before some crazy person does.

Can our heroes succeed, or will the world be forever lost to “Dobber-mania”?

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