2. First Resolution
The first resolution is inspired by dogs. It is extremely realistic and anyone who tries to achieve this most likely will. This resolution is to fart and not give a crap what others think of you. We all don't like the fact that we fart, but we can change that by just not caring anymore. Have you noticed that everyone who farts without shame is not laughed at but laughed with? This is because they laugh along and don't care what others think of them. This gives off an aura of ease and relaxation, making everyone happy and in turn they won't care.
This is also very easy to accomplish. If you start fake laughing at yourself when you fart and own up to it, you eventually won't care anymore. Therefore, this is an extremely realistic goal.