6. Traffic Jam nightmare
"Move your arse!" Dad yelled in frustration, "Get movin' Dude!" Selena shouted. I groaned loudly and blocked my ears. This is why I hate long car trips. Especially with this lot. Dad doesn't have much patience when it comes too traffic and Selena can't sit still. Nemo takes it as an opportunity too post a status update and Brittany takes it as a perfect time to beg for Dad for Macca's or some sort of greasy take away garbage. But me, I take it as the opportunity too plug in my earphones and drown out the noise of MY ANNOYING IMPATIENT FAMILY. "Cody how do you put a smiley face?" Nemo whined. "Cody tell Dad take away is my oxygen" Brittany pleaded. "Cody help me yell too this dickhead traffic controller" Dad joined in the pleading and soon enough Selena did too "Cody keep me occupied." I gritted my teeth and continued listening too my music. Why did Dad and Nemo insist of going to Luna Park? Why couldn't we stay home and watch the Hunger Games. It'd be much better than this noisy, crazy, frustrating mess.
Chillin' in a traffic jam. Best. Way. Too. Spend. Time.
Sound like a good Status update? I think it does. I would add a smiley face but Cody won't show me how. I think she's getting frustrated with us already. Our family has a habit getting frustrating in Traffic Jam's. I feel kinda sorry for her. She's in the middle of Brittany and Selena while I sit in the passenger seat watching my brother yell and give the traffic controller the bird behind his back. "Dude get moving already!" Selena started screaming again. "That's alright just have a little Nanna's meeting in the middle of the road next time! You want some scones Grandpa!?" And now My Brother is yelling again.
I kept screaming at the traffic controller. I said a few 'nice' words too him. I may have accidentally stuck up my finger too his back. That's until I saw him walk towards our car, I put on a sweet smile but clenched my fists ready too know this sucker's lights out. "Problem officer?" I asked sweetly while battering my eyelids. "If you could just be patient we'll get you moving in a moment" The traffic controller replied. "No hurry" I smiled. "No hurry? Okay we'll get the other's moving first" The Traffic Controller walked away and started talking to other drivers. "Dude! I didn't mean that literally you stupid numbat. Get me out of here you brainless moron!" I screamed. He didn't listen, just kept directing other people around. I took m seatbelt off and got ready too open the door. I was so ready to knock this guy out. "Oi, Dickhead! Yeah you! You wanna go me!?" I yelled. I felt Nemo pull me back and I saw Selena reach over and lock my door. Kinda lucky they did. Otherwise we may have a fight on our hands.