8. Chapter 7
I was on Facebook on the couch, Diana was beside me on Facebook as well. We both found a pic that's interesting and we both looked at it. It was the boys' best pick up lines. First was Niall's: Are you food? Cause I want to lick you. "Normal" Diana and I said. Then Zayn's: Holy fuck and I thought my mirror was hot. "Not true" we said. Then Louis': I have a big carrot. "Too much information" we said. Then Liam's: I hate spoons but I wouldn't mind spooning with you. "Um…" we said. Then Harry's: Go to a pool. Stay there for awhile. Once you're wrinkly enough, call me. We bursted out laughing. We fell off the couch and dropped our phones laughing too much.
We were watching tv when Diana and Abby started talking at the same time. "Normal" "Not true" "Too much information" "Um..." Then they bursted out laughing, they fell on the floor and they dropped their phones laughing too much. Louis and I walked over to them and picked up their phones and started reading. "Normal" we said. "Not true" we said. "Too much information" we said. "Um..." We said. Then the last one, we bursted out laughing and fell to the floor whilst dropping the phones.
Everyone except Harry later...
We were all still laughing and Harry came downstairs confused. Then the doorbell rang.
I just came from a shower and went downstairs to find everyone on the floor laughing. I was confused. The doorbell rang. I walked to the door and opened it to find our good friend Ed. "Hey mate" I said as I bro hugged him. "Hey what's with the laughing?" He asked laughing himself. "I don't know" I said as we were walking back to the living room. "Hey look" I said handing him Diana's phone. "Normal" "Not true" "Too much information" "Um..." We bursted out laughing at the last one.
We all stopped laughing and sat on the couches. Abby and Diana looked to see who was beside me. They ran up to Abby's room I believe. We were all confused. Then we heard shrieking. Us boys chuckled, they're such fangirls. "They are such fangirls" Niall said. "You read my mind" Louis said. "I was thinking the same" I said. Then we all laughed. Ed was confused. "Who are they?" He asked. "My sister" Louis said. He still looked confused. "My parents took her to the adoption centre, then I adopted her and found out she was really my sister" Louis explained. "Ohhh. Wait which one?" He asked. "The red hair" I said. He nodded. "Who's the other one?" He asked. "I adopted her" Niall said. He nodded. "Fans?" He asked. "No" I said. He looked confused. "Sheerios" I said. He chuckled. The girls came back down. "You didn't hear anything, got that" Abby said pointing her finger at us. "You have no idea of what we are capable of" she added. We chuckled. She came and sat on me. "You're so heavy!" I said. "Thank you" she said proudly before laughing and sitting next to me. "Anyways. Ed this is Abby. Abby, Ed Sheeran, your idol" I said. She laughed and shook his hand. "Diana, Ed. Ed, Diana" I said. "Your idol also" I added as they shook hands. "What brings you here Ed???" Louis asked. "I'm on tour and I decided to visit you guys" he said. We nodded.
Soon Ed left. And there's nothing to live for anymore... Just kidding lol.