Harry Potter jokes

The Quaffle is red Ravenclaw is blue Insult Harry Potter And I'll crucio you! Wand tickling HP jokes that will only make sense to Potterheads *found some from the Internet* (C) Copyright


50. Joke 50

~~A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
 The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

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