Harry Potter jokes

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49. Joke 49

~~If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic Professor Snape.
 After a long silence, one first year rose to his feet.
 "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" Inquired Snape with a sneer.
 "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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