Harry Potter jokes

The Quaffle is red Ravenclaw is blue Insult Harry Potter And I'll crucio you! Wand tickling HP jokes that will only make sense to Potterheads *found some from the Internet* (C) Copyright

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20. Joke 20

HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR TAKING HARRY POTTER TOO SERIOUSLY?

Your computer says "You've got mail" and you rush outside looking for an owl

You ask for a broom for Christmas

You sort everyone you meet into Hogwarts houses

You went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

You were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" 

Whenever you see a birdbath you stick your head in it and search for Dumbeldore's memories (the Penseive)

 

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