Harry Potter jokes

The Quaffle is red Ravenclaw is blue Insult Harry Potter And I'll crucio you! Wand tickling HP jokes that will only make sense to Potterheads *found some from the Internet* (C) Copyright


10. Joke 10

 How many Dark Lords does it take to light up a wand?
Two: One to light it and the other to kill him and take the credit.

How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
None, now you see thats why he's called the DARK lord.

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