1. Sex with a ghost and a vampire
Im Isla but everyone seems to call me Ice and I dont know why it must be from that time I ate Ice when i was on holiday in Amercia (It was boiling hot). Anyway I come from a very rich family and I dont count myself as a 'toffle nose' Cause I dont think its fair that there's some people in this world that haven't got anything and ive got loads of unwanted things... Somewhere.
And you guys are properly thinking 'What the fuck is she going on about'? Im right ain't I?
Well the reason why Im telling you guys this story of mine that ive had ever since I was 6 and its been with me until now.
I have a big sister called Julia and she is a wonderful girl, but she has this tosser of a boyfriend Ryan, he is SUCH a perv and she cant see nothing wrong in him. Its like when I see his sometimes without her when we was younger and I would be walking home from school, I would see him running his hands up some girls skirt and its URG! I cant even imagine what she sees in him.
My mother and father are the best parents ever in the world, my dad owns DyRo co&brothers and they are like this really big firm. My mother just works at home and I dont know what she does cause ive never asked her.
So they are both loaded.
So if you guys want to know my story which ive never told anyone, well ive told my sister but she never believed me, when I tell somebody that i lost my virgintry to a ghost and a vampire they start to laugh and say 'You sure it wasnt halloween?'.
The truth is ... its the truth, my best friends are two boys called Liam Payne and Count Louis Tomlinson.
They are the only people that understand me and i hope you guys will as well...