The Daily Prophet

I DO NOT OWN THIS STORY!! this is about all of the daily prophet paper clippings in the books I have just copied them out because if you are like me you will just love to go through and read all of the papers thanksXX

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4. The Order Of The Phoenix part four!

The breakout

MASS BREAKOUT FROM AZKABAN MINISTRY FEARS BLACK IS RALLYING POINT FOR OLD DEATH EATERS.

The Ministry of Magic announced late last night that there has been a mass breakout from Azkaban.

Speaking to reporters in his private office, Cornelius Fudge, Minister for Magic, confirmed that ten high-security prisoners escaped in the early hours of yesterday evening and that he has already informed the muggle prime-minister of the dangerous nature of these individuals.

"We find ourselves, most unfortunately, in the same position we were two and a half years ago when the murderer Sirius Black escaped," said Fudge last night. "Nor do we think the two breakouts are unrelated. An escape of this magnitude suggests outside help, and we must remember that Black, as the first person ever to break out of Azkaban, would be ideally placed to help others follow in his foot-steps. We think it likely that these individuals, who include Black's cousin, Bellatrix Lestrange, have rallied around Black as their leader. We are however, doing all we can to round up the criminals, and we beg the magical community to remain alert and cautious. On no account should any of these individual be approached."

The death of a Ministry worker

TRAGIC DEMISE OF MINISTRY OF MAGIC WORKER

St Mungo's hospital promised a full inquiry last night after Ministry of Magic worker Broderick Bode, 49, was discovered dead in his bed, strangled by a pot plant. Healers called to the scene were unable to revive Mr Bode, who had been injured in a workplace accident some weeks prior to his death.

Healer Miriam Strout, who was in charge of Mr Bode's ward at the time of the incident, has been suspended on full pay and was unavailable for comment yesterday, but a spokes wizard for the hospital said in a statement:

"St Mungo's deeply regrets the death of Mr Bode whose health was improving steadily prior to this tragic accident."

"We have strict guidelines on the decorations permitted on our wards but it appears that Healer Strout, busy over Christmas period, overlooked the dangers of the plant on Mr Bode's bed-side table. As his speech and mobility improved, Healer Strout encouraged Mr Bode to look after the plant himself, unaware that it was not an innocent Flitterbloom, but a cutting of Devil's Snare which, when touched by the convalescent Mr Bode, throttled him instantly."

St Mungo's is as yet unable to account for the presence of the plant on the ward and asks any witch or wizard with information t come forward.

A new decree

BY ORDER OF THE HIGH INQUISITOR OF HOGWARTS

Teachers are hereby banned from giving students any information that is not strictly related to the subjects they are paid to teach.

The above is in accordance with educational Decree Number Twenty-six.

signed: Dolores Jane Umbridge, High Inquisitor

The new headteacher

BY ORDER OF THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC

Dolores Jane Umbridge (High Inquisitor) has replacved Albus Dumbledore as Head of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

The above is in accordance with Educational Decree Number Twenty-eight

signed: Cornelius Oswald Fudge, Minister for Magic.

Gryffindor's improved song

Weasley is our King

Weasley is our King

He didn't let the Quaffle in

Weasley is our King

Weasley can save anything

He never leaves a single ring

That's why Gryffindor's all sing

Weasley is our King

Weasley is our King

Weasley is our King

He didn't let the Quaffle in

Weasley is our King

HE IS BACK !!!

HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED RETURNS

In a brief statement on Friday night, Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge confirmed that He Who Must Not Be Named has returned to this country and is once more active.

"It is with great regret that I must confirm that the wizard styling himself as Lord- well you know who I mean- is alive and among us," said Fudge, looking tired and flustered as he addressed reporters." I t is with almost equal regret that we report the mass revolt of the Dementors of Azkaban, who have shown themselves averse to continuing in the Ministry's employ. W e believe the Dementors are currently taking direction from Lord- thingy."
"We urge the magical population to remain vigilant. The Ministry is currently publishing guides to elementary home and personal defence which will be delivered free to all Wizarding homes within the coming month."

The Minister's statement was met with dismay and alarm from the Wizarding community, which as recently as last Wednesday was receiving Ministry assurances that there was " no truth whatsoever in these persistent rumours that You-Know-Who is operating amongst us once more."

Details of the events that led to the Ministry turnaround are still hazy, though it is believed that He Who Must Not Be Named and a select band of followers (known as Death Eaters) gained entry to the Ministry of Magic itself on Thursday evening.

Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, reinstated member of the International Confederation of Wizards and reinstated Chief Warlock of the  Wizengamot, has so far been unavailable for comment. He has insisted over the past year that You-Know-Who is not dead, as was wisely hoped and believed, but tis recruiting followers once more for a fresh attempt to seize power. Meanwhile, the ~"Boy Who Lived"----

A scribbled note from Sirius

This is a two-way mirror, I've got the other one of the pair. If you need to speak to me, just say my name into it; you'll appear in my mirror and I'll be able to talk in yours. James and I used to use them when we were in separate detentions.

 

 

 

 

 

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