Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

A scrapbook of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from Draco Malfoy's point if view. Made for laughs, enjoy!

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21. Troll

19:48

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Huh? LOL some test! There isn't ANYTHING in this room!

Dracotheunicornfairy says - OMG LOLZ AND I CANT SEE SNOTTER MAYBE HE DIED

19:50

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Literally.

Draco theunicornfairy says - I bet that freaky chess piece blasted his overgrown head off.

Dracotheunicornfairy says - I hope so. I really really really hope so! OMDP (FYI uncivilised peasants, that means oh my dark pizza. Let's start a fashion shall we? OMDP. OMDP this is SO going to catch on!) !

19:53

Troll says - Not. TROLL!!!!

19:54

Dracotheunicornfairy says - OMDP are you laughing at me? The great fantabulous awesometastic spiffinglicious Draco Matilda Malfoy who may or may not secretly be a unicorn? Oh wait. You can't be. You're not TROLLING me?!

19:56

Dracotheunicornfairy says - OMFPU (Oh my fluffy pink unicorns) I've waited 2 minutes and you haven't replied. WUT?! Okay, I'm going to calm down now and get on with my internal monologue...

19:57

Dracotheunicornfairy says - So where is this horror that's supposedly awaiting me? I mean, this is nothing on that giant chess set and that was totally really easy? Is this a JOKE?!

Troll says - No, but your face is. TROLL!!

Dracotheunicornfairy says - You what?! You're insulting me now? You are SO not funny.

19:58

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Ah, the old no answering manoeuvre. You're stooping low, very low...

Dracotheunicornfairy says - PU! What's that SMELL?!

20:00

Troll says - Did you forget to go to the toilet again? TROLL!!! LOL!!!!

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Okay 'troll' that's it. Stop trolling me or my popsicle hears about it. Got that?

20:06

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Wait, is that a door I see before me? Doth my eyes deceive me?

Troll says - YES. You see a TROLL.

20:08

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Haha. How funny. I'm so laughing right now. What - ARRGGGHHHHHHH TROOLLLLLLL RUUUNNNN FOOOOOORRRRR YYYYOOOOUUUUURRRR LLLIIIIIVVVVEEEESSSSS OOOOHHH UNICOOORRRRNNN GOOOODDD SAAAAVVVVEEEE MEEEE ARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

20:09

Troll says - Oh poo, screaming, my fatal weakness.

Dracotheunicornfairy says - Ha. Got away. Who's the troll now TROLL!!!

Dracotheunicornfairy posted a picture of a unicorn celebrating.

Troll has dissolved into a pile of mushy mush

Dracotheunicornfairy says - TROLL!!!!  

 

 

 

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