Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

A scrapbook of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from Draco Malfoy's point if view. Made for laughs, enjoy!

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From: Dracolovesunicorns_x 

Sent to: Harry Potter

14:32

Message: Hey Potter. Still hanging out with mud blood scum? Hah. Bad choice, muggle fraterniser. I'm giving u an ultimatum. I know how much u want 2 b my friend secretly. Well. If u smuggle me a unicorn and u can b my henchman. Reply ASAP!! Xxxxxxxx

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Harry Potter

15:37

Message: Potter. I've waited an hour and u still haven't replied to my message. Respond quickly and I'll consider asking Dumbledore to let u move 2 Slytherin.

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Harry Potter

15: 43

Message: Potter, where is my unicorn??? I've been w8ing 2 long. I want my unicorn... NOW

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Harry Potter

15:45

Message: oh come on potter. I Draco Matilda Malfoy DEMAND u give me my unicorn.

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: GregoryGoyleisepic

15:49

Message: Goyle, Potter isn't replying 2 my blackmailing. Fetch me my handkerchief.

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Aka Voldemort

15:52

Message: Hey bro I need a hug.

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Aka Voldemort

15:53

Message: Reply? :'(

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Aka Voldemort

15:56

Message: Please :(

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Dracolovesunicorns_x

15:56

Message: No1 is replying to my texts D': D': D':

 

From: Luciusluvshishair

Sent to: Dracolovesunicorns_x

16:01

Message: Darling Draco. Your Popsicle (moi) has noticed you have been using your smuggled mobile phone to send texts to false numbers which Severus Snape gave you as one of those practical jokes he's so fond of. This is just a tiny reminder that the numbers won't work anyway and have a magical year Dracypoo!

 

From: Aka Voldemort

Sent to: Dracolovesunicorns_x

16:09

Message: You you filthy piece of servant scum DO NOT TEXT LORD VOLDEMORT WHILE HE IS HAVING A NOSE JOB!! The surgeon has messed my whole face up! I look like a snake!! My beautiful face is RUINED!! RUINED... YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS. No hugs will come to you until you make me proud. AND YOU SHALL ADRESS ME AS THE GREAT MARVELOUS MAGNIFICANT GASP MAKING DARK LORD AKA VOLDEMORT. 

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Aka Voldemort

16:12

Message : Soz dude

 

From: Aka Voldemort

Sent to: Dracolovesunicorns_x

16:14 

Message: *face palm* 

 

From: Dracolovesunicorns_x

Sent to: Snape<3Lily4eva

16:15

Message: Thanks for everything... *_*

 

 

 

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