Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

A scrapbook of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from Draco Malfoy's point if view. Made for laughs, enjoy!

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11. Quidditch Match...

'Ha ha, can't wait to see Gryffindor fail miserably. LOL, they'll be thrashed!!! Can't wait to see Potter get knocked off his stupid broom, eh, Crabbe?'

'Mmmm'

'Ooh, look, it's started! COME ON SLYTHERIN!!!!'

'Mmmm'

'Hey, Goyle, bet you 20 Galleons that Potter is crying  for his mumsicle the first time someone just touches him!'

'Mmmm'

'Oh wait Goyle, I forgot, the filthy mudblood's dead!! Haha!! Serves her right don't you think Crabbe?'

'Mmmm'

'Ha ha, look at him, jerking around in the air! A unicorn could do a better job on a broom!'

'Mmmm'

'WTH is Snape doing? Let Potter fall off his broom, you idiot! Honestly! Doesn't he want Slytherin to win?'

'Mmmm'

'Damnit! He's back on! Oh well, he'll probably slide off again because of all the fat on his butt! Get it, Crabbe?'

'Mmmm'

'Really, he ought to be ashamed. He's even worse at flying than your jokes Goyle.'

'Mmmm'

'Look at that sloth Hagrid! What does he think he's doing with those losers, Hermione Mangy and Ron Weasel? Even I thought he was better than that and that is saying something, huh?'

'Mmmm'

'Ah, my moment! See where Potter is? He's gonna get a nice bashing off our seeker! I think I can just relax and let those 20 galleons roll on in!'

'Mmmm'

'What?! He escaped him?! This is not happening!' 

'Mmmm'

'Hey, I gotta say, Potter is an amazing seeker!' 

'Did you just hear that, Goyle? Pansy...my beautiful Pansywansywoo just called Potter amazing! Huh. I'll show her amazing. I am getting on the team next year... Despite having about as much talent as a flesh eating slug...hmmm...I know! I'll buy them all super-dooper-unicorn-awesome broomsticks! That should do it, don't you think, Goyle? Goyle?'

'Mmmm'

'Oh for God's sake...'

 

 

 

 

 

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