Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

A scrapbook of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from Draco Malfoy's point if view. Made for laughs, enjoy!

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18. Devilish Panic...

It's fine Draco, you just landed on this green stuff. Stay cool, stay calm. See? It's nothing to worry about, it's just snaking towards you, coming closer and close-OHMYGODIT'SCOMINGCLOSER ANDCLOSERHELPMEUNICORNSPOPSICLEPIZZAINEEDYOUITHINKIT'SGONNAKILLMEWAAAAA

No! Stop, it hasn't hurt you...yet. So what if it's wrapping itself around your neck- OHMYGODIT'S WRAPPINGITSELFAROUNDMYNECKSOMEBODYHELPHELPHELPIREALLYNEEDTODOSOMUCH

MOREINLIFEHEEEEEEEELPPPP!!!!!!!

Oh shut up Mr Matilda! Look, if you just stay still you'll be fine! Now look, you're being taken through to safe- OHOHMYGODANDALLTHEUNICORNSIREALLYAMGOINGTODIERIGHTNOWSOPLEASEPLE-

ASEPLEASEIFIGOTOHEAVENMAKESUREPANSYGETSTHERETOOSOICANFINALLYDATE-

HERIAMBEINGSUCKEDUNDERTHEGREENSLIMYTHINGI'LLSUFFOCATEWAAAAAAAAPLE-

ASELETMESURVIVEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WAAAAAAAAAAA-

*Lands safely on the ground below*

"Oh, well, I was totally cool with that..."

 

 

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