Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

A scrapbook of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from Draco Malfoy's point if view. Made for laughs, enjoy!


5. Defence against the Dark Arts Homework

Name: Draco Matilda Malfoy (But you can call me My Royal Pain in the Arse. It is what Father calls me. Your choice.)  

Question One: What would you say to make another wizard/witch disappear?

Bog off.  

Draco Matilda Malfoy that is NOT a spell. Wrong.

Question Two: What would you say to make them reappear?

Come back, I was joking.

Wrong again Draco, not funny. Hahaha. No one is laughing.

Question Three: What are Hewhomustnotbenamed's supporters commonly known as?

Daddy and his friends from work. DUH, god!

Now I really hope this is a joke. See me after class.

Question Four: Name the three unforgivable curses.

Accio (You might Accio something nasty. Like Potter.), Killallunicornsus (By the way, is there a chance you could lend me a unicorn? Pwease? Pwease pwease pweaaassssseeee? With TWO cherries on top?) and last but not least, Unforgivable curse number three which is so unforgivable I'm not allowed to say its name. Nice try teach!

That's it. 10000000000000000000000000000 points from Slytherin.AND DO NOT CALL A TEACHER'TEACH'

Question Five: Who would you say to be your greatest role model in this subject? 

Well obviously the Dark Lord. Who do you think? Once I go through with my father's plan to smuggle him into Hogwarts, I can become his right hand man! Then he can take over Hogwarts and the world can be his and I can have a tiny share in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Oops, I should probably rub that out...)

For your own sake, I hope you're trying to be funny. Your father will hear about this Draco. 



That's a further ten points from Slytherin. Dumbledore is waiting in his office. Hope you are not expelled. Lovingly marked by your absolute favourite teacher -

Professor Quirrel

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