Draco Malfoy and the Rejected Handshake

A scrapbook of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone from Draco Malfoy's point if view. Made for laughs, enjoy!


20. A Tale of Chess

Once upon a time, there lived a fabulously, wondrously handsome boy who went by the name of Captain Awesome. It is believed his real name was Matilda, but no-one is quite sure... - Sounds just like me! :-)

Anyway, he had already completed two terrifying challenges with ease (Well, I found MOST of it easy...) and had just entered a brand new one.

In front of him stood a mighty, great chess set, the size of real royalty. One of them was even a unicorn... (They say fairy tales have SOME truth in them, not ALL truth!) . Even while Matilda/ Captain Awesome stood before these figures, he absolutely did not feel scared.

He certainly didn't wet his pants when one of the pawns (I'm sure they're called prawns :-S) burst into flames. Instead, he went streaming in, flying like a unicorn with his magical pink, sparkly wings, smelling like roses and smiley faces, and stood before the tall, white queen.

It was only when he looked up that he saw her head had been blown off...now he totally did not wet his pants again. (Um...well...about that...). Instead, being Captain Awesome, he...well...he ran for his life and thundered through the door on the other side...

Ahem, that is, um, all we've, er, got time for today...

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