My Favorite Percy Jackson Quotes

Just my favorite Percy Jackson quotes.

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1. Funny Percy Jackson Quotes

1.

Herkules. Man that guy was like the Starbucks of Ancient Greece! Wherever you look, there he is!

2.

So remember, never say that you can fix toilets better than Athena. There´s no telling WHAT she might turn you into.

3.

Rainbows. Very Macho.

4.

There will be deaths, that much we know.

Oh goody!

5.

With great power.....comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

6.

See, lady, that´s what happens to snow in Texas. It freakin MELTS!

7.

Percy, I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle.

8.

Yes, boy, you see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one with an annoying brother. It´s time for you to meet my irresponsible twin, Apollo.

9.

You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.

10.

I try not to think. It interfeares with being nuts.

11.

You drool when you sleep.

12.

It´s hard to enjoy practical jokes, when your whole life FEELS LIKE ONE!

13.

She´d also called me brave.....unless she was talking to the catfish.

14.

I´m a son of Poseidon.

Does that mean your really good at surfing, then?

Jeez, Nico, I´ve never tried.

15.

A God named Fred?

16.

"Aphrodite" Annabeth said.

"Venus?" Hazel asked.

"Mom" Piper said with no enthusiasm.

"Girls!" the godess spread her arms like she wanted a group hug.

17.

"On the bright side" Percy said "BOTH Jason AND I outrank you, Octavian. So we can BOTH tell you to shut up."

18.

"Nah, we were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister." -Leo Valdez to Jason Grace, The Lost Hero

19.

"So I´m guessing you DON´T want me to mention that little scene to Annabeth."

"Oh Gods! Don´t even think about it!" -Charles Beckendorf and Percy Jackson

20.

Zeus looked like a really buff, really angry hippie.

21.

A girl starts trying to kill you, you know she´s ino you.

22.

Hey Hermes! Command sequence: Deadalus 23. Kill the flying pigs! 

A/N

This is just a beginning, I´ll add more later.

The next chapter will probably be "Inspirational Percy Jackson Quotes". If you have any ideas, or more quotes to add just comment about it below.

 

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