My favourite quotes.

Just some quotes I like. Each chapter will have ten quotes. This will be updated every Tuesday.


5. Fifth lot of quotes.

‘Stop waiting for Prince Charming. Get up and find him. The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.’

‘Teacher: Why are you talking when I’m teaching? Me: Why are you teaching when I’m talking?’

‘A good friend calls you in jail. A great friend bails you out of jail. Your best friend sits next to you going, “Wasn’t that fun?”’

‘Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else. Our parents always taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.’

‘I always thought air was free. Until I bought a bag of crisps.’

‘Money talks. But all mine ever says is goodbye.’

‘A smile is the best makeup you can put on.’

‘You’ve been given this life because you can cope with it.’

‘I’d only come to your funeral if there was cake.’

‘Me: I really like this character! Character: *dies*’





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