Typical 1D Fanfic Mistakes

*Inspired by The Typical Dumb Fanfic Moments on Wattpad*
Mistakes I always find in fan fictions. If you read this, then please check your story.


1. Stupid things

Hey, as some of you know, I'm Hana, a twelve year old immature kid. I always saw mistakes in fan fictions, I just didn't know I could write a book about these mistakes. But last week, I read a book like this on Wattpad(name in the description) so it inspired me. I just want you all to know that I'm not critiquing a special author, and please make sure you don't have all those mistakes in your stories. So this isn't a story. If you have any ideas you'd like me to write and dedicate it to you, then comment. Thank you.

-The main character is always a girl.

-The main character is a One Direction hater but ends up dating one of the lads.

-Just because One Direction are British doesn't mean they always say 'love' or 'babe' at the end of their sentences.

-The main character lives under a rock and doesn't know who is One Direction.

-The main character's name is Emily, her nickname is Em. If not, she has a weird name, and her nickname is El, just like Eleanor Calder.

-Perfect timing. 

"Emily, do you still love me?" Louis asks her. Emily's phone went off, she got a call from her mother.

-Emily has cancer, but we never know what type and what kind of medicine she's taking, weird. DO SOME RESEARCH PEOPLE! 

-Emily was dying in the hospital, but when Niall comes and kiss her, she wakes up. 

-Couples ALWAYS have a daughter, never a son.

"We have a child." Emily tells Liam seriously. "She's not mine." Emily hands him a picture of a girl, then she walks away, but Liam stops her. "I'm the father, we have the same eye colour."

Seriously humans?! As I heard, Liam's not the only brown eyed person in the entire universe.

-Emily got in a car crash with her parents when she was THREE(always the same age), her parents died and she didn't even get a tiny stitch.

-Emily lived with her evil aunt.

-Emily had an abusive boyfriend, but she never broke up with him. I'd prefer to be single than be hurt because of some abusive guy. 

-One Direction adopt an 18 years old girl. Can't she live by herself at that age?!

-The story happens in London. The authors always forget that One Direction have something called TOURS.

-The boys never have interviews or get mobbed by fans, weird thing is that they're famous in the story.

-The author says in the beginning of the story that Emily isn't talented, but she ends up becoming One Direction's opening act. What?

-People can't keep their thought in their minds, they always think at loud.

-Everyone is crying, smiling, laughing, joking, making out, hugging, glaring, raising an eyebrow, rolling their eyes, blushing, looking at the ground, pouting....every two seconds.

-The couple breaks up for some stupid reason, like Emily's on a diet while Niall loves food.

-Emily is always single. Puh-lease, I bet you she knew she'd date Harry one day.

-Emily works at Starbucks.

-Emily has the newest IPhone.

-Only hairstyle in fan fictions: messy buns.

-Eleanor Calder, Danielle Peazer(Liam's EX) and Taylor Swift(Harry's EX) are existing in the story. What about Perrie Edwards, Zayn's fiancé and one of my idols?! *putting my hands on my hips*

-Emily gets in a car crash(again), gets amnesia, but when Zayn kisses her she gets her memory back.

-Emily 'accidentally' spills her latte on Harry's shirt. 

-Remember when I told you Emily's mother died in a car crash? Well, she picks Emily up from Louis' house in chapter 5(she's probably a Zombie, but shhh, that's a secret).

-IF, Perrie's in the story, her age is 23, even though she's only 20. Research, NOW!

-In the world of fan fictions, 'love at first sight' exists.

-In the world of fan fictions: Emily has a crush on Niall, He has a crush on her. As much as I know, in the human world, when you have a crush, he/she never loves you back, so that is just impossible. If it happens, than that's a MIRACLE.

-Love triangles. Seriously?

-Cliffhangers, oh I don't even know how to describe how much I hate them.

-While Emily's in the hospital, the boys refused to eat for 2 months(is that even possible?), and they just stood there in the hospital room, looking at her lifeless body. DONT THEY HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO DO??!

-Awful description.

-An amazing chapter, but in the end there's an author's note: 'Sorry this chappie is boring, but his is just a filler.'. Really?! They give nicknames to the word chapter?!

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