The Poop List

This is a list of all your poops, whether a ghost poop, a green poop, or a poop so liquid you mistake it for chocolate milk, it's listed here.

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11. Chapter Eleven

The Perfect Dump

Every once in a while, each of us experiences a perfect dump, it's rare, but a thing of beauty in all respects. You sit down expecting the worst, but what you get is a smooth sliding, fartless masterpiece that breaks the water with the splashless grace of an expert diver. But that's not the end of it. You use some toilet tissue only to find that it was totally unnecessary. It makes you feel that all is right with the world and you are in perfect harmony with it.

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