DanIsNotOnFire Has My Heart On Fire

Skye is your average girl, bubbly, fun and has that one big crush. Not Harry Styles, not Josh hutcherson, but a boy who used to live around the corner from her, but barely knows her. Dan Howell, aka Danisnotonfire.

I'm going to have to put this story up to a higher rating for such adult themes- I hope you don't mind! Also I just want to say that self harm is NEVER an answer. Although here I describe it as a great release for Skye it won't make your problems go away. In fact it will only make your problems worse. So please guys- find healthier ways to deal with emotions. Thanks for reading!


27. Life With Girls


It was moving in day and Dan was helping me carry all my stuff in to his and Phil's place. Well, I guess I should call it mine, Dan's and Phil's place now. Phil wanted to help but he couldn't due to his broken ribs so he sat on the sofa playing Mario Kart.

Dan just giggled and pretended to trip with a box full of my property and I growled at him as a warning.

"What the bloody hell do you think you are, a wolf?!" Dan called through the door and I rolled my eyes.

"Yes Dan, and if you don't be more sensible with my things this wolf will be scratching your eyes out!"

"SOMEONE'S ON THEIR PERIOD!" Phil joined in and both he and Dan fell in fits of laughter.

I sighed.

Living with two boys is going to be an interesting experience.

When me and Dan had finally finished moving in all my belongings and placing them in his room, I decided I was way too exhausted to actually begin to unpack yet so I flopped down beside Phil on the sofa with Dan on the other side of him.

"Multiplayer mode?" I suggested.

"If you're prepared to be beaten" Phil contrasted.

"HA!" Dan exclaimed "I challenge you both"

Me and Phil simultaneously went in to internet meme mode. "Challenge accepted" we both stated.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!" Dan screamed at the TV screen has he furiously clicked all the buttons to get ahead of me and Phil.

"NEVERRRRRR!" Phil replied pushing forward even more.

"DON'T YOU DARE THROW THAT BANANA PEEL AT ME MR. HOWELL!" I screamed as Dan threw a banana peel at my character. My kart skidded on the banana peel and crashed in to the side of the track.

"Victory!" Dan shouted punching the air.

I threw my controller to the side and got up and stormed to the kitchen. As I reached the kitchen I grabbed a banana, took the inside out and kept hold of the peel.

Before Dan knew what hit him I threw the banana peel at him and it hit him splat on the back of the head.

"How do you like it?!" I shouted. Dan shrieked in response and jumped off of the sofa eyes wide in shock. At doing this his kart crashed in to the side of the track meaning Phil was definitely going to win this race.

"I win! I win!" Phil shouted as he waved his hands as if he was connecting with a cheering crowd.

Dan looked at me with a cunning expression on his face and I returned it soon after. We both knew what we were plotting.

As Dan crept over to the kitchen to join me we grabbed the edible part of the banana and broke it in half. We nodded our heads at one another before aiming at Phil.

"One...two" we whispered before shouting "THREE!" and throwing the banana at Phil.

As if by pure luck Phil turned at that exact moment to see what we were doing just in time to have banana squashed in his face.

He wiped the banana off of his face and collected what remained in the cup of his hands. "That's it!"

Phil targeted the banana at Dan and me but I managed to duck down behind the cupboard just in time so it only hit Dan. Whilst I was down there I opened the cupboard to rummage for armour and found a sieve I could put on my head as hair/head protection. I shot up again just as a tomato was greeted at my face by Dan.

"I DELCARE WAR!" I screamed and tackled Dan to the ground. Me and Phil decided to join forces as I held Dan down whilst Phil retrieved the squirty cream from the fridge and sprayed it all over Dan's face. He shrieked in protest but we carried on nevertheless.

"I surrender, I surrender!" he eventually called and I clambered off of him to let him free.

Phil ripped off a piece of kitchen towel from the roll and held it up as a white flag representing surrendering. "We'll call it quits!"

I jumped in the air in celebration. "Looks like I won then!"

Dan snickered. "You have to clear it up though"

Phil winked. "Yeah, you are a woman after all"

"And you're already in the kitchen" Dan added on.

At this Dan and Phil fell in to fits of laughter.

I grinned and tapped my fingers on the counter. "Okay then, but before I do, I get to break both of your hair straighteners"

Phil and Dan gasped and looked at me in alarm. "No!" they protested.

I looked back and forth between them both and burst out laughing.

"Looks like you're both more feminine than me then. So get cleaning!"

And on that note I took the sieve off of my head, placed it on the counter and walked back in to the living room to sit back down on the sofa.

Did I say living with two boys would be an interesting experience?

Because I should have said girls.

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