DanIsNotOnFire Has My Heart On Fire

Skye is your average girl, bubbly, fun and has that one big crush. Not Harry Styles, not Josh hutcherson, but a boy who used to live around the corner from her, but barely knows her. Dan Howell, aka Danisnotonfire.

I'm going to have to put this story up to a higher rating for such adult themes- I hope you don't mind! Also I just want to say that self harm is NEVER an answer. Although here I describe it as a great release for Skye it won't make your problems go away. In fact it will only make your problems worse. So please guys- find healthier ways to deal with emotions. Thanks for reading!


30. Innuendo Bingo


"So today guys we have AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire in the studio along with their girlfriend's Skye and Jackie. Yup, hold it together ladies!" Chris Moyles, the radio DJ, began.

"Hello!" called Phil and Dan in unison. I just smiled, but then remembered I was on radio and not actually visible.

"Hi!" I called.

"Bonjour!" Jackie said happily.

The radio DJ laughed. "We have a treat for you listeners today. We're going to play a little game!"

"Ooooh, I love games!" responded Phil in bliss and Dan rolled his eyes.

"You can't play games with Phil; he throws little tantrums when he loses. Which he ALWAYS does against me" Dan smirked.

"Aww, play nice!" Jackie added.

"Ah, but it is not any game my dear YouTube friends!" the Radio DJ explained "We're going to play Innuendo Bingo! Our listeners send in clips that are a bit rude from the TV or Radio and you four will sit from across each other, fill your mouths with water and then when you hear the clip the water flies out of your mouth and generally all over the other person"

I smirked. "Well this will be interesting"

Dan winked. "Danosaurs will love this. My fans are always the perverted ones"

The radio DJ motioned for us to go sit in the seats that were now being positioned around a big empty trash bin in the middle of the floor which we did gladly.

I sat next to Dan as Phil and Jackie sat opposite us. The staff gave us bottles of water to hold on to and positioned different microphones on our bodies.

"We're ready!" Phil called.

"Right!" the radio DJ said "Let's play the first clip!"

All four of us filled our mouths with our first mouthful of water and waited to hear the beginning clip.

"Today I'm nursing a semi" said the first clip.

Phil and I instantly burst out the water in our mouths in a fit of laughter which happened to go all over Dan who glared at us playfully.

Jackie sat there sweetly and innocently pulling the best angelic look she could.

The radio DJ laughed. "Looks like Skye and Phil have already gone! Fill back up guys and let's roll the next clip!"

Me and Phil filled back up with water and we waited for the second clip.

"Now Rodger is pressuring Tina to fix it today by pumping some of his special fluid in to her pipes!"

On this one me and Phil burst out laughing again along with Dan and we all got one another's jeans soaking wet.

Yet Jackie still sat there innocently with a mouthful of water.

"How could you survive that one?!" Dan protested and she shrugged.

"She's a winner! You go girl!" The radio DJ added. "Third clip!"

The three of us filled our mouths again and held on to our seats in anticipation.

"She's a very talented French player, very high in the rankings; actually has a winning record over Venus so she likes balls that come hard at her"

This time none of us spurted out our water and we all looked at one another in victory.

"Really?!" The radio DJ protested. "Roll the final clip!"

"You can pick up the ball...see how it feels...how does it feel? Ooooh...it has quite a bit of a weight on it"

Simultaneously all four of us burst out in to fits of giggles and managed to really drench one another.

Even the radio DJ was laughing hard and we were all struggling to breathe.

"Enough! Enough!" called Jackie in surrender.

"Alright!" the Radio DJ said "Well that is it! Thank you for Dan, Phil, Jackie and Skye for coming in to the studio. Round of applause!"

The surrounding staff clapped for us and Dan and Phil stood up comically and took bows whilst I grinned and Jackie blushed.

"Thanks for having us!" Phil said.

The radio DJ clicked some buttons on the system in front of him.

"Now we're going to play a bit of LostProphets. Bye!"

"Bye!" we all called.

After we took it in turns to shake hands with Chris Moyles and get photos we headed outside the centre to the car.

"That was an awesome experience! I cannot believe we were really on radio!" Jackie beamed happily practically skipping beside Phil.

"Yeah" I said to Phil and Dan smiling. "Thanks for inviting us!"

"No problem" Phil said.

"Welcome to our lives" Dan smirked and I kissed him sweetly on the lips.

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