Superheroes Don't Exist

5 Steps To Becoming The Worst Superhero in Mankind:

1-'Borrow' a black leather skin suit and mask.

2-Accidentally anger a young and handsome villain.

Note to self: Angering villains may result in getting seriously injured, exposed to the world, and may contain traces of peanuts.

3-Maybe-kind-of-almost use your powers on a bitch who had it coming.

4-Fail to show up at school on time due to over sleeping the alarm in exhaustion from kicking asses the night before.

5-Fall in love with the villain.

Caution: When dealing with number 5, don't forget to bring your ice pack. Things may suddenly become sizzling hot out of nowhere. You might need to cool yourself.

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5 Steps To Becoming The Worst Superhero in Mankind:

1- 'Borrow' a black leather skin suit and mask.

2- Accidentally anger a young and handsome villain.

Note to self: Angering villains may result in getting seriously injured, exposed to the world, and may contain traces of peanuts.

3- Maybe-kind-of-almost use your powers on a bitch who had it coming.

4- Fail to show up at school on time due to over sleeping the alarm in exhaustion from kicking asses the night before.

5- Fall in love with the villain.

Caution: When dealing with number 5, don't forget to bring your ice pack. Things may suddenly become sizzling hot out of nowhere. You might need to cool yourself.

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Everybody knows that superheroes don't exist.

Even comic-book junkie Rikki O'dell is aware of the fact that no matter how many times she watches Batman, Bruce Wayne won't come knocking on her window at 2 am.

When she and her friends go to a comic book convention, she doesn't think twice about accepting a colorful drink from a woman. What could be the harm, right?

Actually, the answer is a lot. 

So what is one to do, when suddenly inhabiting superpowers?

I don't know what you would do, but Rikki went to school.

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