Dumb Fanfiction Moments

Just doing some dumb fanfic moments. Please don't take these offensive! thank you!



Most of this is about one direction because most of those fanfics are crazy! Don't get mad or offended about these! This is suppose to be a laugh. HA! thanks! completed!

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11. 261-275

261: When a mom promises her daughter an iPhone if she auditions for X Factor & she meets Zayn & they fall in love.. Oh wait..

262: Girl jumps out bus window. "OH SHE LOST HER MEMORY BY GETTING HIT BY A CAR!!" Okay.. are you serious.. she just jumped out of a bus window and she doesn't have a scratch.. but she loses her memory.. makes sense. NO IT DOESNT! MAKE A BETTER BOOK!!

263:  he looks at me *blushes* he talks to me *blushes* he touches my hand *blushes* he slaps me *blushes* he stabs me*blushes*

264: WHY'S THE GIRL ALWAYS WHITE HAVE U NOT HEARD OF SEGREGATION THE BOYS LIKE SOME SKITTLES COLOUR TOO U DONT SEE A WHITE M&M

265: One Direction adopt girl. Get her into school, goes for a day. Then they have to go on tour and never speak of it again.. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER EDUCATION?!?!?!

266: Always miscarriage.. I mean when a girl ends up being pregnant right after sex I'm just like.. " Whoop.. Yup, Then there's going to be a FUCKING MISCARRIGE!!!.. :)

267:"zuri, youve charmed my snake" ravi whispers seductively as he licks his lips and mutters hindi curses under his breath

268:   "yay me" london squeals as her & esteban reach their climax muriel walks in on them & says "i'm not cleaning that up"

269:  "you're so tight"
last time i checked she was a girl not a sweater

270: Zayn dies from 1 punch from Louis. NO!

271: The book was so good then.. "NIall came up to my ear and whispered " I ate one of Louis' carrots and he thinks Zayn took it." Louis was screaming and running after Zayn." Stop this is horrible.

272: when the one who wrote it doesn't even know the difference between "you're" into "your"

273:  "grab it and put it in drive" Mr. Moseby demanded. "you mean.... The PRNDL?" Responded London. "No I mean my peen"

274:  "he growled 'I want u'" how can u both growl and speak at the same time are u somethin extraterrestrial

275: Girl: It's my first time, Justin. Please be careful. *2 minutes later* Girl: HARDER JUSTIN! DEEPER JUSTIN!

THANKS GUYS. I HOPE YOU LIKED IT. IT WAS FUN WRITING BUT IM THINKING ABOUT DOING A NEW BOOK. I DONT WANT TO DO 4 AT A TIME. THANKS AGAIN. SORRY IF I REPEATED ANY. XOXO.

ASHLEY

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