Dumb Fanfiction Moments

Just doing some dumb fanfic moments. Please don't take these offensive! thank you!



Most of this is about one direction because most of those fanfics are crazy! Don't get mad or offended about these! This is suppose to be a laugh. HA! thanks! completed!

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7. 131-150

131: Liam ripped off my shirt and stared at my mountains.. Girl! The Fuck are you on!?!

132:"we can't be together, I'm only 15." "Age is just number babe." Yeah and jail is only a building.

133: "Harry's eyes grew dark, they became black." Well holy fucking shit get away then he's a fucking demon. Run bitch!

134:  when the 19 year old guy talks like he's 50.

135: I put on lipstick, mascara, eyeliner, lip liner, blush, foundation and straightened my hair. Just a natural look.

136: when he fingers her in public and no one notices.

137:  "he spilled his warm seed inside of me"...is he a gardener or something????

138:  "he asked for entrance" i guess your vagina is a theme park.

139:  "harrys mop of curls lay against his forehead" do you also use him to clean the floor?

140:"I sprayed on some of my favourite perfume which was 'Our Moment'

141: when the author decides to use the words "Phenomoniall, Amazayn, Fabulouis, Brilliam and Extraordharry"

142: When its niall's baby but they STILL NAME HER DARCY!

143: 18+ only" -the writer is 12.

144:  "I accidentally called the wrong Skype..it was Harry Styles, he answered and we fell in love being weird over Skype!!1!1"

145:  "He but my lip so hard that it began to draw blood...it didn't hurt at all"

146:I hate it when the girl goes I’m not that pretty I guess the only thing I like about my self is my eyes and then has every color in the fucking rainbow

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147:          

i just read a fanfic about a girl that got kidnapped and gangraped by one direction but she still married harry at the end like wow quit writing dudette

148: "Good girl." OKAY! IM NOT A FUCKING DOG DAMMIT!

149: EVERY chapter has rape, drug abuse, murder, suicide, high school kids, BDSM, pregnancy, and abortion. And their parents are “horrible assholes” that want them home before midnight, get upset when they bring home failing grades, and don’t want their 13 year old daughters sucking some college dude’s cock in the back of a van. “But mom, this is who I really am!”

 

150: I met you at starbucks and stared into you emerald green orbs- whoop now im pregnant.

I KNOW! THIS CHAPTER SUCKS! IM SO SORRY! I WILL TRY TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. NEXT TIME I WILL DO 50 TO 100! I GOT MOST OF THESE OFF TWITTER AND TUMBLR. THANKS GUYS.

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