Diary of a S.L.U.T! (So Lame at Utter Times)

Rosia shows her true affection to a boy in diary entries she posts daily. I'd like to say, these diary entries are made up. These are not my problems on Movellas.

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9. Day 9

Dear Diary,

I actually despise Tron. He said I could have the kids today so I could be with Marty, but he said it was cheaper to take the kids to P14YSCH001 instead of giving them to me. I can't be with Marty and I kind of miss Ace. She's my favorite kid that they have. I begged to have at least 3 kids and of course I got the twins (Rhys and Ace) and Ummi (the youngest). It's £14.77 for an hour per kid so I'll get a bit and I have Neon as well.

In my free time, I wrote a poem for Mum, Dad, Tron and Rhys:

Mamaaa, whooooooo,

You're having your fourth baby,

You're pregnant;

And you don't look like you dooooooooo.

Dadaaa, whooooooo,

You got Mum pregnant,

I don't know how many you've had;

But congratulations to yooooooooooou.

Tron, whoooooooo,

You'll have another sibling,

I barley knew you existed;

But who kneeeeeeeeeew.

Rhys, whoooooooo,

You're a great model,

You're single;

And you're confuseeeeeed!

That is my creative writing skill. I don't know what else to say.

Paula is okay with the fact I'm going to be dating Marty Lwarty. She said she wasn't going to have a long distance with him because she found someone else.

So I went to the shop for some milk and Dad dropped me off. He shut the door on my skirt and ripped it off... Guess who was at the shop? MARTY LWARTY. He wont come and babysit with me now so I called Tron to tell him and he said 'no you've got the kids.' NOW I'M WITHOUT MARTY AND I HAVE THE BLOODY KIDS.

Well my life is over. AND HE SAW THE PICTURES OF ME NAKED! Omg!

Rosia xox

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