Diary of a S.L.U.T! (So Lame at Utter Times)

Rosia shows her true affection to a boy in diary entries she posts daily. I'd like to say, these diary entries are made up. These are not my problems on Movellas.

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3. Day 3

Dear diary,

I'm home alone so I thought that I'd come to you. Mainly because the power is out so there is nothing to do...

So where do I begin? Oh I have a boyfriend! His name is Papa. He doesn't speak a word of English. I just ran up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back and his translator said that he said he'd like to date me. I SAID YES!

He wrote me a letter, it went like:

Ciao tesoro mio. Vorrei farvi sapere che siamo insieme. Ho preso lezioni di lingua inglese così nel giro di pochi mesi saremo in grado di comunicare tra loro, normalmente. Ho imparato a dire HELLO correttamente ma questo è purtroppo tutto Marge mi ha detto. Io amo il mio angelo bellissimo e non vorrei mai che nulla accada a voi.

Si prega di utilizzare Google Translate per scrivere una lettera indietro.

Mi piacerebbe sentire da voi.
Papa xoxox

To be honest, I don't like Papa. I like Marty Lwarty. I'm not a person. I wrote back, as well as I could:

Ciao il mio amigo

Anche tu mi piaci. Rosia xxxxx   I may have use google translate but! Were together in a way. Oh man, Mum and Dad are in. They don't know that I write to you. So erm bye I guess. Rosia xox
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