Diary of a S.L.U.T! (So Lame at Utter Times)

Rosia shows her true affection to a boy in diary entries she posts daily. I'd like to say, these diary entries are made up. These are not my problems on Movellas.

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2. Day 2

Dear diary,

Today was eventful. This girl, Putunya, well we were in the dining hall at lunch and she was sitting with 'The poooosh toooots'. I was sitting with my best friend, Paula and we were talking about Marty Lwarty! Mmmm, Marty.

Anyway, Putunya was walking past us with her SALAD CREAM! bearing in mind she's like stick thin.So she passes by and claims she tripped on my bag, WHICH IS SUCH A LIE BECAUSE IT WAS UNDER THE TABLE! And she tipped the cream all over my head.

I got up and slapped the slapper. Get it? Anyway, I got called to the head for 'bullying people' which she was the one who tipped Salad cream on me. I wouldn't put up with it. I know what I'm going to do, I'm going to write a letter.

DEAR MR GLUT,

I'M WRITING TO COMPLAIN BECAUSE MY DAUGHTER HAS BEEN ACCUSED OF BULLYING, WHEN A LADY CALLED PUTUNYA TIPPED SALAD CREAM ALL OVER ROSIA. I THINK THAT THIS ANTI-SOCIAL BEHAVIOUR SHOULD BE DEALT WITH AND PUTUNYA SHOULD BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

JOANNE.

That's my mums writing. I tend to do it because I never do PE or my homework.

So my love life with Marty Lwarty. I did something courageous today. I tripped him up and grabbed his hand. I told him that I was sorry and asked him was he free tonight. HE SAID YES!

Just to let you know, that was true, not a dream. IT WAS! Okay so I maybe exaggerating a tincy bit. I gave him the tomato sauce and said 'who likes the tommy saucey'. Not funny.

Well today was just useless.

Rosia xox 

 

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