Comedy; My Life

"FIGHT!" Some random kid yells.

"Where?" We all say to watch it as if it's a new movie

"OVER THERE!" Then you see all the nerds, smarties, baddies, and other kids stand up on the cafeteria tables

"FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT..." We all scream while you see deans screaming and yelling.

Then there's the fire alarm being set off... *beep* *beep* *beep* (and our fire alarm is crappy loud cause it's sets off alarms of all different pitched tones.)

*everyone starts running out the exits like a herd of elephants screaming* (including the kids who were fighting)

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7. Relationships; types.

RELATIONSHIPS; types. P AR T   O N E 

 

The "friend"

Sadly, WHY THE HELL DO THESE RELATIONSHIPS EVEN EXIST!? 

Those "couples", who say "Oh no were not dating, were just friends." While their making out in a corner, while the female is giving him a full on blowjob. Like da fuck?

These types of people need to accept the reality that your just gonna have to tell people your dating someone extra ugly and your helplessly in love with them or accept the fact that your actually being mature and like someone and think your too "young" to date. Like, BITCH, there are are peeps out their losing their virginities at two years old BIATCH.

Be like them, or GROW THE FUCK UP AND STAWP LYING TO YO DAMN SELF. Now, humph.

I'm kinda thinking this movella is more ranting thennnnn comedic pleasure. 

 

The female dog

This is that relationship where the guy is a straight up loser that has this "side bitch" 

as known as.. THE FEMALE DOG. 

Like whoa, hold up why does this girl think he's everything when he's seriously just grabbing her ass in public and showing his buddies pictures of her tits like WHAT. 

AND, this guy got another girlfriend that he seems to "love" more and gives everything to and your second best and YOU STILL SAY HE'S EVERYTHING.

LIKE WHAATTT. 

I don't even know but for peeps like this out there... I don't know what to say, just shaking mah head.

You should go get humped by a elephant and REALIZE YO LIFE.

 

The perfect pair

This is that couple that is fucking perfect.

They have been strong for many many months and going onto a year. They make promises they always keep and like THERE JUST PERFECT.. OKAY? OKAY! 

Like, ARE YOU GUYZZ FROM HEAVEN BECAUSE I SEE TWO ANGELS ON THIS EARTH.

This couple are the otp's of yo school and in almost every yearbook pictures smiling and holding hands. 

OTP MEANS ONE TRUE PAIRING FOR YO HOT DOGS THAT DIDN'T KNOW.

 

 

 

SOOOO, how does this pertain to mah life? Well... I'm currently taken... hehe and then I think back to that relationship chapter ranting on how "teens" shouldn't be dating... well FUCK THAT CHAPTER I CHANGE MAH MIND SO SSSH. So yeaaaaaaaaahh peeps. Hehe I'm losing my humour. 

 

NOOO, sarcasm and hot dogs are quickly stripping away the wonderful funniness in meh! 

 

I need a pony to shit on.

Make meh shit on mah pony.

 

I'm gonna go eat some chicken nuggets.

 

 

WHOA WAIT. FACT TIME.

 

meh and mah best friend call each other chicken nugget. LIKE NO LIE. I SWEAR ABOVE JESUS ANDTHE VERY ALIEN CREATURES THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE SHITTING THOSE ASTREIODS INTO SPACE.

 

like she'll be like... goodnite mah chicken nugget and I'll be like you too lovely chicken nugget ..

 

 

SO YEAH TIL NEXT TIME

 

bye

 

tehe I can't seem to stawp 

 

peace motha forkers

yes I said forkers

fork off batch 

omfg its 1 am i need to go watch Netflix till 6 am and sleep all day 

summer is amazing

 

im gonna go dream about swimming with whales and maybe spongebob.

 

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