HOW TO GET RAN OVER

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1. IF YOUR READING THIS THEN WOW AGAIN

1.STAND ON A CURB AND WAIT FOR A BIG TRUCK.

2.AS YOU SEE THE BIG TRUCK SLOWLY STEP OUT IN FRONT OF IT.

3.SPREAD YOUR ARMS OUT WIDE AND SHOUT 'YOLO'

4. THEN CASUALLY STAND THERE AND SCREAM LOUDLY AS THE TRUCK COLLIDES INTO YOU.

5.AS YOU PLUMET TO THE GROUND ASSURE YOU DONT HURT YOURSELF.

6.THEN IF THE UNFORTUNATE FATE HAPPENS MAKE SURE SOMEONE IS STANDING NEAR BY WITH 999 ON SPEED DIAL.

7.BEFORE THIS HAPPEN MAKE SURE YOU WRITE YOUR NAME AND EMERGENCY CONTACT NUMBER ACROSS YOUR FOREHEAD,JUST IN CASE YOU HAVE SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE AND CAN'T SAY ANYTHING (THINKING AHEAD IS ALWAYS GOOD)

8.THEN AS THE AMBULANCE COMES MAKE SURE YOU ROLL OVER ON THE STRETCHER AND MAKE THE NURSES AND DOCTORS JOB JUST THAT LITTLE BIT HARDER.

9. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALL KEYS AND CHANGE OUT OF YOUR POCKETS BEFORE YOU FALL BEAUSE OTHERWISE YOU COULD SERIOUSLY INJURE YOURSELF.

10.THEN FINALLY AS YOU RECOVER FROM THE ANISTETIC MAKE SURE YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN ALL YOUR PERSONAL DETAILS E.G YOUR NAME, AGE AND ADDRESS.

----------PLEASE DONT TRY THIS AT HOME-------MOTOR WAYS ROADS ARE BETTER----------------

 

 

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