Blonde Jokes

Even though I am blonde I still laugh about them and if you are lucky I might tell you my blonde moments as I do have them a lot...

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37. 36. Prehistoric

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are about to be executed by a guillotine in France.

 Its the redhead's turn first. The guillotine blade falls a few centimeters and then won't move. The French say "She must be being saved/pardoned by God!", apologies and let her go.

Then its the brunette's turn. The blade falls a few centimeters and then won't move. The French say "She must be being saved/pardoned by God!", apologies and let her go.

Last. it's the blonde's turn. The blade is about to fall when she says "stop, stop! Your blade is jammed! Let me fix it for you!". She unjam's the guillotine, the blade falls and cuts off her head.

 

*Suggested by WritingForTheShire234*

 

 

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