Diary of a Blonde

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DIARY OF A BLONDE

 

 

(IF YOU’RE A BLONDE DON’T BE OFFENDED. EXPLANATION INSIDE THE DIARY.)

 

 

Written by DANIELA STABILE LEITE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

YOU’RE A BLONDE AND YOU ARE READING MY DIARY BECAUSE I TOLD YO YOU WOULD’NT DE OFENDED? OK! HERE’S MY EXLANATION OF WHY YOU SHOULD’NT BE OFFENDED:

DANIELA’S (THE ONE WHO WROTE MY DIARY I DON’T KNOW WHY) SISTER IS BLONDE. SHE IS REALLY SMART AND ALWAS IS ON THE CLASS TOP 3 BEST SCORES. SO IF YOU’RE BLONDE YOU CAN BE SMART BUT, ME (ISADORA), I’M NOT SMART, I’M REALLY DUMP. BUT… DON’T LOSE HOPE! DANIELA IS A BRUNETTE SO SHE DOES’NT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO HANDLE THESE BLONDE JOKES. I DON’T CARE ABOUT THEM BUT I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU. SO ANYWAY, DON’T LOSE HOPE!

 

(boa letra p/ lingua secreta: bookshelf symbol 7)

 

 

 

 

 

January, 3

Dear Diary………………………………………………………….

I just bought you and you might have noticed I like adore  love dots. So as you are new to me, here is a list of things you should know about me:

Name: Isadora Henriques

Nickname: Laura, Lau, and Lua

Age: 16

School: ESBSP

BFFs: Kat(girl),  Jordan(girl) and Kyle (boy)

 January, 4

Dear Diary,

Today when I got back from school, I started  texting Danny (Jordan)  and she told me a joke I DID NOT understand!! Look at our conversation:

Im soooo mad at her! She keeps telling blonde jokes even knowing that her 3 best friends are blonde! I also failed my algebra test L  the question said: find X. and I circled the X on the equation and gave it to my teacher… she gave me an D-… she knows I’m blonde so she gives me extra points if I write my name and the date correctly… I forgot the date… She really cares about blonde problems because she has a blonde daughter…

Did I tell you what I’m gonna do tomorrow? No? ok! Here it goes…- IM  GOING OUT ON A DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The cutest guy on the school asked me out and I freakd out!! OMG!! I don’t know what t wear, what lipgloss I should use, mascara,  shade... g2g! bye

 

 

 

 

 

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