One Direction parodys

so just parodys about one direction.

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1. a parody about flan from tumblr by pastellpop

One thing parody

I’ve tried losing some weight
But when I see you here, it’s like fate
I can’t ever be healthy
Because you make my tongue feel wealthy

My tastebuds start to cry
The saliva runs down to my thighs
No matter how full I may be
You have a special place in my tummy

I need you on my plate, man
My delicious fluffy piece of flan!
I need to be lost in your sweet taste
I promise, I’ll never let you go to waste

So get out of of that faraway bakery stand
And fall into my mouth instead
So fluffy, creamy, soft, I dunno what it is
But I need that sweet taste
And you’ve got that sweet taste

Now I’m climbing the walls
The baker doesn’t notice at all!
That I’m going out of my mind
Just to have one bite.

I want you here for free now
And I’m praying that you taste the same
And I need you on my tongue now
‘Cause you’ve got that one taste

So get out of of that faraway bakery stand
And fall into my mouth instead
So sugary, rich, eggy, who knows what it is?
But you taste AH-MAY-ZING.

So get out, get out, get out of my mind
And come on and sweeten my life
I don’t, I don’t, don’t know what it is
But you totally pwn pudding
Why do people call flan pudding?
copyright I DO NOT OWN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOLLOW HER HER NAME IS PASTELLPOP ON TUMBLR OK!

#1d #1d parody #one direction #snacks #fllan #pudding #flan #parodies #song parody #stupid parody
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